Thursday, January 6, 2011

Quote Of The Day

From Futurama episode "Anthology Of Interest":
Bender: Hey, I called this city! Quit touching my stuff!
Zoidberg: Tell it to claw.
[He holds up his claw to Bender.]
Bender: Bite my colossal metal ass!

Farnsworth: (to Leela) That's why I've made you my sole heir. The day I die, you'll be a very wealthy woman. Oh my yes. Incredibly wealthy. The day I die. Because you're so unimpulsive.
The last one is funnier when you actually hear the Professor say it. I think he goes on for about 10 minutes. Plus, he says "oh my yes". I love when the Professor says "oh my yes".

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