An Angry Letter To PNC

Dear PNC:

I was pleasantly surprised to find an email in my mailbox from your human resources department in regards to a position I recently applied for. What I am not happy about is what was in the email:

Thank you for your recent submission for CHECK ENCODING OPERATOR position 602143. At this time, your experience does not match the requirements of the position.

I want to know why I am not qualified for this position. Based on your check list, I am:

• Data Entry experience required- check
• High School or GED- check
  
• 10-key skills are a plus- check (100% accuracy in every test I have taken)
  
• Typing skills are a plus- check (6,000-8,000 KPH)
  
• Eye-hand coordination and manual dexterity is essential- check
  
• Reconciliation Skills a plus- I don't know what that means, but that does not mean I might not be qualified
  
• Position requires working in a high production, deadline oriented environment- can do

I know this is not exactly the best behavior, but I just want someone to PLEASE explain to me why I am suddenly so damn unhirable.

Sincerely,
A disgruntled job applicant