Thursday, August 9, 2012

Second Quote Of The Day

From "Tales Of A Third Grade Nothing":
Angela: Griffin, I need you to run these shipping reports upstairs to the CEO. (then leaves)
Peter: Huh. There's nothing fun or entertaining about that. Maybe if I walk down the hall with a wisecracking rabbi.
(cuts to Peter and a wisecracking rabbi walking down the hall)
Peter: Do you charge a lot for your circumcisions?
Wisecracking Rabbi: No, I just keep the tips.

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