Quote Of The Day

The wits of Geoffrey the Butler from Fresh Prince:

Uncle Phil: Geoffrey, bring me my tools.
Geoffrey: Do you mean your knife and fork, sir?

Hilary: I'm a career woman. I don't have time to dust and push around that... oh, what do you call that big, loud thing that sucks up everything?
Geoffrey: You call him Daddy.

Will: Yo, we having a party? Oh, so we're just gonna be stupid.
Geoffrey: For some of us, that will require very little effort indeed.

Geoffrey: (about Carlton) I didn't find him but I found $1.25 under his bed. Who knew Christmas would come twice this year?

Uncle Phil: Where'd you last put the insecticide?
Geoffrey: In your soup.

Uncle Phil: If you'll excuse me, I think I'll skip dinner. I don't have much of an appetite.
Geoffrey: Should I call 911?

Uncle Phil: So I have an ugly side.
Geoffrey: And you could write "Good Year" on it.

Geoffrey: Of all the rooms to burn in your uncle's house...The kitchen. Are you mad boy?