WAH WAH WAH

I just saw some article about some moo whining because she was blocked from Facebook for posting pictures of herself breast-feeding. I don't give a fuck if it's a natural thing, why do you need to post pictures of yourself feeding your brat? It's a beautiful act? Do you know what else is a beautiful act? Taking a shit after a week of being constipated. But you don't see me posting pictures of myself on the toilet. I am so sick and tired of hearing these whiny ass breast-feeders whining about everything, of how oppressed they are. And staging their stupid protests in stores. Wah! Woe is mommy! The world isn't revolving around me because I chose to fulfill biology by doing something gazillions of living beings do! Shut the fuck up.

And do you know what makes me stabby? That fucking Luvs commercial with the bitch breast-feeding in the restaurant. And she keeps giving the poor waiter this arrogant look like yeah, I am breastfeeding, you got a problem with that? Yeah! I do! I want to smack that cocky bitch so hard!

And speaking of disgusting, someone on Facebook posted a picture today of a naked Adam Levine laying backwards on a motorcycle. I was in the midst of drinking coffee and almost sprayed it all over my monitor. It didn't even show anything, but that didn't stop it from being revolting.

Also....hey USA, you want to get off of NCIS's dick already? Cheesus.