The WTF Of The Day

My sister- 2 associate's degrees and a bachelor's. My brother-in-law- 1 bachelor's. One baby, one dog. A dog that, despite just turning 9 years-old, still manages to get into anything and everything. And yet the two of them are fucking stupid enough to leave 2 bags of candy on the floor while they are out. And the dog got into them and ate everything except the foil wrappers. I swear, if something happens to the dog, I am going to be absolutely devastated. I think it will be the final ingredient in producing a full-blown breakdown.