Quote Of The Day

From "Artist Unknown":

Squidward: Ok, SpongeBob. Let's just move onto the marble.
SpongeBob: First, an artist must concentrate and visualize his concept.
Squidward: Now you've got it.
SpongeBob: I've gotta embrace the marble!
Squidward: Right.
SpongeBob: I've gotta sniff the marble!
Squidward: Well, uh, ok.
SpongeBob: I've gotta lick the marble!
Squidward: Uhh...
SpongeBob: [washes the marble in a washing machine] I've gotta wash the marble! [sitting in a restaurant with the marble] I've gotta date the marble! [expands himself so that he's the same size as the marble] I've gotta BE THE MARBLE! I've got it! I have seen the sculpture within.