Attack of the Scumbag Brain

1. You're still unemployed
2. You're shit because you are on unemployment
3. You haven't finished college yet
4. You have no idea what to do with your life
5. You're 29 and still a virgin
6. You're 29 and still haven't been kissed
7. Despite being smart, you took lazy classes all 4 years of high school because you were too fearful of feeling dumb and stressing yourself out
8. You never took the SATs
9. You never tried to go away to school
10. You had an A in anatomy lab and dropped it because you were getting yourself so stressed out over maintaining that A
11. You still live at home (but would be afraid to live on your own even if you had the chance)
12. You let people walk all over you
13. You can't stand up for yourself
14. You're a horrible bitter person
15. You're not good enough and never would be good enough to date any of the people you fall for
16. *insert whatever random high school memories that happen to pop into head*
17. The stupidest shit bothers/stresses you out
18. You're unattractive as shit and socially retarded as hell
19. You don't even necessarily believe in the whole karma thing, yet you clearly are doing something wrong and that is why you lost your job, have so much mental issues, etc.
20. Look at her. Look at yourself. Do you really believe you could ever be attractive enough? HA!
21. *insert some random stupid thing you did that day*
22. You suck and should just drop dead already