All This Pink Can Suck It

Ugh, it is only October 3rd and I am already so sick of the sea of fucking pink everywhere, I could puke. I was in Wal-Fart last night and I actually saw pink bubble paper. Bubble paper! Our newspaper is pink! Where was the teal last month for Ovarian Cancer Awareness? Or the gold for Childhood Cancer Awareness? That is the one that always surprises me. We live in such a childcratic society- everything is the almighty child- and yet I never hear much come September about it being CCA month. In fact, I didn't even know September was CCA month until last weekend when I passed an Alex's Lemonade Stand and someone informed me that it was.