Quote Of The Day

From Family Guy:

Peter: [making a birthday wish] I'd sell my soul to be famous.

[Cutaway to Hell. The Devil gets a message instantly]

Devil: Oop, I got a live one. Peter Griffin.

Assistant: Ooh, sorry, chief. Seems he already sold his soul in 1976 for Bee Gees tickets, and again in 1981 for half a mallomar.

Devil: Aw, heck, where's a lawyer when I need one?

[behind him, several hundred men holding pitchforks raise their hands]