Quote Of The Day

From "The Day The Earth Stood Stupid":

[Scene: Planet Express: Attic Room. Hermes, Zoidberg, Amy and Farnsworth are lined up on the couch and Bender stands nearby. In front of them, Fry has set up a classroom. He has written "Fry's Dumb School" on a blackboard and there is a cardboard box in front of it.]
Fry: Time to re-educate you dunce-bags. We'll start with US presidents. [He takes a head in a jar out of the box.] This was our first president, George Washington.
[The staff stare blankly. Amy twitches and Farnsworth scratches his head.]
Fry: Let's review. Who was our first president?
Amy: Um.
Bender: A pickle jar?
Washington: Thomas Jefferson?

And then this part as well:

Butler: Presenting the most eligible landowner in all Hertfordshire, Mr. Brainly.
[Enter the smartly-dressed Brain.]
Big Brain: I'm a gigantic brain!