Saturday, September 18, 2010

An Angry Letter To Dairy Queen

Dear Dairy Queen:

I signed up for your Blizzard club last year. I love Blizzards. If I died, I want a Blizzard to be one of the last things my fat ass had consumed. Blizzards are like antidepressants to me.

BUT....your coupons suck! Every single time I get one, it is always buy one get one free. No one I know likes Blizzards (I know- sick, right?). Even the one I received on my freaking birthday! Why can't I just get a coupon for so much off of any size Blizzard?

Sincerely,
An angry DQ fan

PS- please bring back the Pumpkin Pie Blizzard soon!

PPS- I hate your new commercials. I get stabby every time those lips come on my TV.

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