TWO Quotes of the Day!

From Scary Movie 4, the only one I actually found really funny:

Cindy Campbell: Last night, I saw a face.
Tom Ryan: Did it have a nose?
Cindy Campbell: Well, yeah.
Tom Ryan: That does sound like a face.

And from Detective Brass on CSI:

Well, at least the driver was sober. I can't say the same about the boatload of high school kids he was driving around town. Listen to some of the wonderful statements I got- we go "er", dude goes "ah!", we go bam, dude goes "ah!"