Quote of the Day

A few from Forrest Gump. If any are wrongly quoted, it's IMDB's fault:

JFK: Congratulations, how do you feel?
Forrest: I gotta pee.

Lt. Dan: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?
Forrest: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.

Forrest: Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.

Forrest: Hello. I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump
Recruiter: Nobody gives a horse's shit who you are, pus ball. You're not even a low-life, scum-sucking maggot. Get your ass on the bus, you're in the army now!