Random Thoughts

Very shortly, the entire holiday season is going to be over and I am ready to tear my hair out. I can actually feel my breath catching in my chest like I am going to have a panic attack. This is not normal at all. God, I really wish I knew why it bothers me so much. Everything just sucks from now on. Winter comes, with its dark bleaknesss. Then spring and summer comes, which are nice until all of the severe thunderstorm and tornados watches and warnings start rolling in. Really my only favorite time of the year is right after Halloween.

The only reasons I look forward to the end of the holiday season are 1) no car insurance payment for a couple months and 2) a temporary end to the War on Christmas bullshit. I saw a clip of Bill-O the other day interviewing Sarah Palin and what came out of his mouth nearly gave me a heart attack. I never seen someone who can say smart things and assinine things like him. I want to simultaneously shake his hand and punch him in the face (mostly because of this "war on Christmas" stuff). When I listen to the pro-war on Christmas crowd- which generally consists of those who, as Obama said, cling to guns and religion (come on and give me a fucking break! you know you all do!)- getting their panties into a bunch over it, it makes me wonder that if God and Jesus themselves were to come down and say they could give a rat's ass what people wish each other, if they would even listen. Something tells me no. I also am starting to believe that if Glenn Beck of Manitee or the rest of the "Love America Or Else Conservatives" were to get on national TV and tell their following that the librul media lies and says we need our brains and that they themselves proved that they really don't, the people would all rip their own brains out.

Speaking of brains, I saw a comic one day that showed what a liberal brain looks like and since this publication is something that is obviously with or against- meaning if you are not wishing for a four way with Palin, Limbaugh, and Beck, then you are a liberal; therefore, according to this publication, that makes me a liberal- it said at the area of the spinal cord, that in a liberal, it has been replaced (by what, I do not remember), so there goes ever getting my wish. God dang it!

I am trying to get very serious about going back to school and I printed out the class list for accounting technology and I almost burst in to tears when I realized that even with all of the classes I have taken, I still have 12 classes left to take. And I would have had Anatomy lab done had the semester I taken it I did not decide to make the genius move of quitting an Effexor cold turkey and ultimately sending myself to hell (I panicked so bad at the thought of failing lab despite having a fucking A average at the time that I just dropped it, a decision I have and will regret for the rest of my life). I am also very upset that I am required to take Public Speaking as a general ed. Its great that my school bumped up the AAS programs to 6 credits of English (better to transfer with), but why on earth would they require the second class to be Public Speaking? I can't take Public Speaking. I have a panic attack at the thought of it.

I normally don't like to talk about it, but this menstrual cycle has been a fucking nightmare. I don't ever recall having one so bad. Physically and mentally, more the latter than the former. I have not been able to stop crying. I will be fine one second and then I will start to cry and I can't stop and just everything on fucking planet earth makes me cry.

I want to send an email to an online pal, but I have sent a few since September and all of have gone unanswered. I don't know if he has been away from the internet, he no longer wants to speak, or god forbid, something happened to him. He wasn't well to begin with and despite never knowing him personally, I will be very upset if something happened to him. Really the only person on earth who has some inkling of what I feel. Sam, if you are still out there and you ever got around to reading this batch of insanity and I said anything to upset you, I am truly sorry.

Quote Of The Day

From Futurama episode "A Big Piece Of Garbage":

Fry: Don't worry, Professor. It's no competition for your Death Clock.
Wernstrom: And what will you be presenting this evening, grandpa?
Professor: Let's just say it'll put you young whippersnappers in your place!
Wernstrom: I just hope it's not as lame as that Death Clock you presented last year.
Professor: Eh...last year, you say?
Wernstrom: That's right.
Professor: Oh my! Did it put you young whippersnappers in your place?
Wernstrom: Hardly! We laughed until our teeth fell out.

Quote Of The Day

From Family Guy episode "Padre De Familia":

And here comes whackadoo film director Oliver Stone. Oliver's here promoting his new movie Born on the Fourth of July II: Born on the Fifth of July, which he promises will be even "July-ier" than the original.

The WTF Of The Day

STFU, Conservatives

Wow, Sarah Palin is not pro-life? The woman who is supposedly against abortion even in the cases of rape?! A woman who chose to have a baby with Down's Syndrome (although, as pro-choice as I am, I am not even sure I would abort the baby if it had Down's)? How preposterous.

Fuck, I shudder to think what they consider "pro-life"!

But because for every one thing there might be that would make one defend her, there are a hundred billion stupid things that come out of her mouth to make one retract it. And I am not even sure that makes any sense, but here we go, this gem quote from her book:

“If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?”

Well, Sarah, I love meat probably as much as you do, but answer this- why did God makes us- humans, genus homo, species H.sapiens- out of meat?

Moronic Quote Of The Day

A comment by Peg, on the article The Most Kid-Exploiting Moments in TV:

Bruce, You'd do well to keep you STUPID LIBERAL Fox Network BASHING to yourself! A&E and BRAVO cater more to the likes of trash like Octo-breeder. Frankly, your entire report REEKS! Why not apply to the NY Times, I hear they're looking for your kind of reporting and people with live brain cells can more easily avoid reading your garbage.

Ah, Peg, you're such a typical hyperpolitico. Admit it. Someone will be talking about puppies and I am sure you will manage to find something in the conversation to bitch about the socialist American hating liberals, right? Maybe I am missing it, but I have read the article twice and have yet to find any reference to Fox Noise. I am going to take another gander here and guess you are probably also an anti-abortionist? Hate the moronic Octocunt, but probably would have jumped down her throat if she aborted them, right? Encourage people to keep their babies no matter the situation, but then jump down their throats when they have them? Oh, but that's right. Once it's born, it's now a human and deserves squat. Fetuses are supposed to have more rights than women.

As with all bad things, there will usually be something good, as is this comment left in regards to the same article:

It has always amazed me that Disney can ignore talented kids that can sing and perform in favor of blatant lip-syncing, script reading, brats, who are later sold to the public as talented singers and performers. Without auto tuners and copy cat song writers most of these child "stars" would be struggling to read and hard pressed to hold down a job at McDonalds.

Quote Of The Day

Actually it's an article:

A Review of the Pirated Copy of Windows 7 I Bought On eBay

Ho Freaking Ho!

Merry holiday everyone!

I am currently sitting in front of my new 21.5 inch monitor on my new deskchair with a fat ass cushion for my big fat ass. The monitor was actually damn dirt cheap. I know how much my parents spent on it because I was actually going to buy it on Black Friday, but I decided that while I am insane, I am not insane enough to venture out on Black Friday. I made out pretty good between Christmas and my birthday. Might as well list everything I received:

Birthday
1. a birthday wine glass (although I do not like wine)
2. Snoopy Come Home
3. a Lenox Snoopy statue
4. desk chair (finally my back will no longer hurt!)
5. $20 gift card to Starbucks (although I have not been to one since my friend passed away)
6. $

Christmas
1. a claddagh necklace
2. a box of Ferrero Raffaellos (joke gift)
3. nesting doll
4. Sunshine Cleaning
5. Unwrapped Volume 1
6. monitor
7. new DVD holder
8. Futurama Season 1 and 2 (my collection is now complete!)
9. pajamas
10. gift cards

But as usual, I am sitting here, feeling incredibly depressed. For as long as I can remember, I always feel lousy after the holidays (and it will worsen after New Years; New Years will probably be brought in in the typical fashion of watching the ball drop, hugging and kissing my parents, talking to my aunt and grandparents, and then going off in to my bedroom to cry). I absolutely hate when the holidays are over. I think that is why I am so miserable during the holidays, because I know I have to face the awful depression when it's over (although feeling miserable during the holidays make the post-holiday depression even worse, so they both kind of feed into each other). I remember back in school always crying the night before having to go back to school after the break (although I never did when spring break was over) and when all the decorations started disappearing and there were no longer any lights anywhere and it was bleak cold dark winter, it just totally destroyed me. One time when I was in elementary school still, my mother started to take somethings down and I went and put everything back. I didn't want the holidays to be over and many years later, I am still the same exact way. Why? I really have no idea. I know that just like with how I feel when I come back from vacation, I will eventually get over it. But it sure never feels like it.

And then I find out this lovely piece of news on Christmas eve. My father is retiring in February and he just conveniently scheduled surgery for mid- January so he would basically go out for surgery and never go back. Well, my mother just informed me that this upcoming Monday is his last day. He is using all his accumulated vacation time and not going back. Obviously he has to have the surgery so I am not referring to that, but I think that is just beyond rude to just go out like that, as well as to lie to the company and say you are having surgery before the actual date. He can bitch and complain about how horrible his job was, but that place was fucking good to him. At least better than most places. Many people would kill for a job that gives you a pension, paid for benefits, vacation days, sick days, and personal days. I can just see how his retirement will go. He won't do shit except sit in front of the TV all day and sleep and by next Christmas, will weigh about 500 pounds. He's already more than halfway there. With his finances, he shouldn't even be retiring. I don't know how my mother hasn't killed him yet. If my husband forced me to file bankruptcy (he kept using credit cards and unfortunately, a few of them had my poor mother's name on them), I would have to do everything in my power not to seriously hurt him.

And the cherry on top is I have extreme PMS.

Quote Of The Day

This comment from Fox Nation announces first shots fired in annual War on Christmas

Merry holiday. I like that!

And then this quote from Bill-o on Media Matters (I found it on Wiki, so whether it is true or not, although it does actually have a source):

vile propaganda outfit....which specializes in distorting comments made by politicians, pundits, and media people

All that comes to mind are the phrases "it takes one to know one and " and "pot calling the kettle black". It's basically akin to me going to a crazy farm and telling everyone there that they are all fucking nuts. I was not aware I knew so many damn conservatives, but I swear if I read one more "religious folk" whining about this war on Christmas bullshit on Facebook, I am going to kick my computer out the window. This bullshit every fucking year is annoying me so much, I almost wish someone would try to change the name of Christmas just so maybe these people will explode in anger and then we don't have to hear them whine and cry every year.

And what is this bullcrap of no Botax? Why is plastic surgery not taxed anyway? Last time I checked it is a luxury. It is not a necessity. Why the fuck is it tax free? This quote is genius from some crap wacko the head of some crap wacko group:

These women come in, they've lost their jobs, they don't have the money for a facelift

Oh boohoo. Remind me to cry and pray for those women when I go to bed tonight. I am 25 years old and I have the boobs of a 50 year-old woman due to gaining and losing weight (hey, 2 years ago I was pushing a DD; now I am at a comfortable B and a half) and despite my intense hatred of tit jobs, I would love something done, but you don't see me whining and crying every night before bed over not being able to afford it. Because frankly I dont even care.

Here's an idea- stop being so fucking shallow! The only time I could support no tax is it if is done on someone who really needs it. A burn victim, for example.

Video Of The Day

It's already been given the honors of "Lyrics Of The Day", but since I love a good smackdown on the Televangelist movement, it's being honored with "Video Of The Day" as well:

The WTF Of The Day

Dreamy Really Is Going For Some Kind Of Record

How many times has Pete Doherty been arrested and sent to court? Why do they even bother arresting and locking him up? He is clearly a druggie and very clearly is not someone who learns from his mistakes, so why not just either lock him up forever or just let him go about his merry albeit drugged out way?

Limbaugh says Obama is a "coward" without the "spine" or "gonads" to admit he caused federal deficit

Wow. I had no idea Obama was president from 2000 to 2008 as well! I also had no idea he was also a white man with gray hair that looks like an chimp and talks like a moron! Shame on Obama! Doesn't he know that one cannot be president more than 2 terms?