Random Thoughts

I wanted to walk out the door at work today so bad. My manager decides to wait until the week my FWA is supposed to go out on maternity leave to bring in a temp to train to do her job. My FWA was going to train her until her last day, which was supposed to be Thursday. Well, guess who went to labor on Monday night? And guess who has been doing her job the past two days? And guess who is being taught how to do her job by SOMEONE WHO HAS NO IDEA WHAT THEY ARE DOING? Yes, yours truly. My manager has no idea how to do these jobs. She'd tell me to do something, then a little while later "oh yeah you have to do this too". ALL DAY LONG.

Then today one of our doctors was in and she asked me to do things a few times that I had no idea how to do. I have never felt so goddamn stupid and incompetent in my life as I have felt the past two days. I was so damn miserable and depressed when I came home from work.

I don't understand what in the hell my manager was thinking waiting this long to train someone. She should know from her own children that a baby can come early! But no, god forbid she plan do do something in advance that needs to be rather than doesn't need to be. No, instead she spazzes out about things that can wait to be done.

So yeah, my FWA had her brat. And she's already writing Facebook statuses about how much she has changed her life and how she never knew what real love was and everything. It's making me want to puke my face off. Ugh. And she ended up having a C-section and is excited because that earned her another two weeks off of work. Nice priorities you have there, asshole.

OF COURSE she had to have a C-section. Anything to be more dramatic. Oh, and when she texted me the other day to tell me she wouldn't be in work her water had broke, my first thought was oh thank god we don't have to go to the work shower! Huzzah! I did really want cake, though.

This week needs to end. I am not sure if I have PMS, since I constantly worry every month that my period is not going to ever come again, but it's a good explanation as to why I feel so miserable.

Also, I haven't seen my commercial at all this week.

And also also....I want pizza. Really, really bad.

LOL Okay

Messy Matching Music Tattoos

Oh, Andrew.....if this is about you, I don't know whether I'd laugh or cry. But if it is.....

Wonder how his model fiance would feel about that?

Yeah. They're supposedly not together anymore, nor were they ever engaged. Nice try, BG. Maybe you should stick to your little Larry blinds you constantly create.

9:23PM: The general consensus  seems to be Katy Perry and Adam Levine. He was my first thought, seeing as he is the only musician I know off of the top of my head who is engaged to a model, but I would never call him cute *shudder*

As Promised/The WTF Of The Day

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?!

The Flaming Lips and Miley Cyrus Covering the Beatles With MGMT's Andrew VanWyngarden

This pains me to speak ill, as "Vaseline" will always be a part of my childhood, but....has Wayne Coyne lost his fucking mind or something? Seriously, dude. What are you, like 50? And you're taking drugs with some no talent hick who is just slightly over legal? And out of all of the people in the world with actual talent, THIS is who you choose to collaborate with?

But the worst part of all....oh, Andrew.....PERCHÉ?!

Blech

Wow, this has been one long ass boring day (actually my whole weekend was boring as shit). Not that I am in any hurry to go back to work, since I am starting to get to the point where I want to crash my car into a tree every morning I have to drive there. But it's just been dragging so bad.

Oh, I am also worried my temporary crown is loose. It never stops!

I saw my commercial twice in one hour. Woohoo! And speaking of commercials, I really hate that State Farm one with the talking baby. UGH. Stop with the talking babies already!

Oh lord, I just read something so awful and terrible I am going to have to wait at least 12 hours before I can even bring myself to comment on it. Also, I need to find a lot of appropriate pictures to post along with it.

The Awesome Of The Day

Kevin Bacon's Twitter Picture

Le Sigh

I am so freaking exhausted right now, but after that nightmare I had last night, I am not looking forward to going to bed. I am still so jittery and shaken up from it. And I hadn't remembered earlier, but in the dream, I was reading a newspaper....and that is how I found out what happened to me. So I am assuming I was a ghost? That freaks me out even more!

And hearing all these strange noises outside right now is NOT HELPING.

I seriously feel like I am going to have a nervous breakdown any day now.

Oh FFS

I just got fucking preggo jacked on Facebook by my FWA.

Has anyone ever been near a pregnancy forum*, particularly the ones with people who aren't taking the hint from Mother Nature? They are absolutely terrifying. All those acronyms.....

*I've only ended up on them when I was googling some of my women problems. Apparently a lot of my symptoms are pregnancy symptoms, but we all know I am not pregnant, so....also, you know how I have mentioned before that I have pain when I go to the bathroom (not #1) during my period? Well, I am starting to have that pain other times of the month

WTF

Last night, I had a dream that someone took my sister's dog and me and killed us. Someone slit our throats, put us in a car, and pushed us in a river or some body of water. I woke up and couldn't move for at least 10 minutes. I have never been so damn disturbed by a dream in my life. JFC.

And speaking of really scary and disturbing stuff, why on earth are people just now saying that the Malaysian 370 airplane was hijacked? Did people really think otherwise? That story disturbs the hell out of me. Could you imagine? Those poor people on the flight.

Random Thoughts

I don't know how much more I can deal with my FWA's friend and her stench. It's so disgusting. I am just so tired of every one I work with. I am tired of my manager and her attitude.I am tired of listening to them all complain about how much they hate working there. I am tired of listening to my FWA complain about her friend and vice versa. All they do is complain about how the other is constantly late and takes longer than a half hour lunch and talks too much and spends too much time on the phone or whatever. Neither of them have room to talk! Pot, kettle!

And most of all, I am tired of my FWA. God, I cannot wait until she goes out on leave. She forwarded me an email she got the other day from my manager, telling her that she comes in late, takes longer than a half hour lunch, and does not leave at the proper time. She was written up for all of this in the fall. And guess what she is still doing? All of that! Do you know why? Because in her deluded mind, she never, EVER does anything wrong! It's always the big ol mean corporation!

And I am so goddamn tired of hearing about her pregnancy. Now she has a cold and is whining nonstop and being all dramatic oh she can't take anything. So one day I texted my sister and asked her if that was true and she gave me a list of meds approved for pregnant women. And I told her about it. A few days later, she is once again whining and oh woe is me I am sick and I can't take anything. I felt like turning to her and saying you know what, go fuck yourself, I told you what meds my sister said you can take but if you don't want to take the word of someone WHO WORKS WITH HIGH RISK PREGNANT WOMEN, then you're an ass. She knows damn well she can take stuff, but then she can't be dramatic if she does.

She was whining about her friend and how she eats at her desk. And then says she eats at her desk too but she is pregnant and when the baby wants to eat, she has to eat! I wanted to say to her, oh you're pregnant huh? I never would have known considering you never talk about it! You never EVER hijack your own Facebook statuses with some mention of your pregnancy or wear too tight trashy looking clothing showing off your hideously shaped pregnant belly (what? It is freaky looking. And now her belly button popped out. Ugh I am so glad that never happened to my sister.) or walking around rubbing your belly constantly!

She is so ridiculous. She has to make some mention of her pregnancy to every damn person that comes into the office, although I haven't heard her say anything to our patients yet, which I am really surprised she hasn't. Oh you hurt your back on the job and had to have multiple surgeries? Boo hoo try being pregnant and sitting at a desk for 8 hours a day. I could SO see her saying that. The other day the Fed Ex guy delivered packages and she says something to him that she can't do something (missed what it was) unless she wants to go into early labor. Sorry, honey, not everyone in the entire world gives a fuck that you fulfilled your biological duty. And the whole world isn't going to stop and cater to you just because you got yourself knocked up.

Oh, and then I find out earlier that my manager's boss is coming down one day next week with a gift for her and wants to have pizza and a cake for her before she leaves. I want to scream. If I could find a way to leave work early that day, I would. I already went to the damn baby shower. I don't want to have to sit through another damn one for the little ungrateful bitch.

You know what it is? For some dumbass reason, people feel sorry for her because she doesn't have a lot of money. Well, then maybe she shouldn't have had a baby! Oh, and her boyfriend and she are just realizing NOW that they cannot fit anything in their ONE BEDROOM apartment and are going to move sometime in May. Really? Oh, and going back to the upcoming work shower, my manager's boss has never bought anything for anyone else in the office who had a baby.

I saw some post last night about Harry Styles wearing an Indian headdress and naturally all the morons crying "racism" came flooding out of the woodwork. These "social justice warriors" are so freaking embarrassing. I get second embarrassment every time I read any of their shit (*cough* a certain website I visit daily). NEWSFLASH- YOU'RE NOT HELPING YOUR "MOVEMENT". In fact, I think they're making everything worse. Do they even really care, or is it just the en vogue thing to do? These assholes all need to take a seat forever.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go check my privilege. Oh wait THERE IS NONE.

Random Thoughts

Ugh, I am so glad tomorrow is Friday. You know, so the weekend can fly by. I am really starting to hate my coworkers. But more on that later.

I finally saw my commercial today after three days of not seeing it. I saw it twice, actually. And am back and forth between three stations hoping to see it a third time. It's kinda sad.

I saw something earlier of Kim Kardashian claiming she is a size 2. No freaking way. My ass is big, but not nearly as big as hers and I can just about get into a 6. Also, Andrew's (possible) ex is a size 4 and look how small she is. No way, no how is she bigger than that lardass.

I was kind of surprised to find out she is only 5'7 and 1/2. Considering all of the criticism I see of that Cara Delewhatever girl only being 5'9, she's practically a midget in the fashion world. But oh man her measurements are basically perfect (33-23-35). Ugh, I feel really depressed now.

I am too old for this shit.