I vote this become the National Anthem:
Tuesday, April 15, 2014
Monday, April 14, 2014
Dafuq Is Going On?
What is going on with everyone today? It seems like everyone is in a bad ass mood. I was okay until I got to work, my boss was in a bad mood, one of my coworkers was in a bad mood, my nephew was in a bad mood, one of my cousin's kid is in a bad mood, etc.
My sister was bitching on Facebook earlier about the utility guy knocking on the door or ringing the doorbell or something and causing the dog to bark, which in turn woke the baby. And then everyone else had to bitch and moan about how that happens to them. Yes, it sucks, but guess what? The whole world can't fucking stop because you have a napping baby.
And what in the hell is this????
They're going to be on Conan tonight. MAKE SURE YOU WATCH.
ETA 11:59PM: Um.....never change, MGMT. Never change.
My sister was bitching on Facebook earlier about the utility guy knocking on the door or ringing the doorbell or something and causing the dog to bark, which in turn woke the baby. And then everyone else had to bitch and moan about how that happens to them. Yes, it sucks, but guess what? The whole world can't fucking stop because you have a napping baby.
And what in the hell is this????
They're going to be on Conan tonight. MAKE SURE YOU WATCH.
ETA 11:59PM: Um.....never change, MGMT. Never change.
Sunday, April 13, 2014
Video Of The Day
I take back 56% of the mean things I have said about him:
It's kind of funny reading the negative MGMT comments on the different websites I have seen this video on. One person said they have been playing this song at every festival since 2007. Um, no they have not. They didn't even play "Kids" for the longest time.
And I am not keeping the charade up anymore of acting like I am cool with people hating on them- if you hate MGMT and think their music sucks, then I feel sorry for you. Like what are you even basing this on? One or two songs? And even if you don't like their music, you can't tell me they are not talented. Then again, I don't think most people who dislike them know anything about them.
It's kind of funny reading the negative MGMT comments on the different websites I have seen this video on. One person said they have been playing this song at every festival since 2007. Um, no they have not. They didn't even play "Kids" for the longest time.
And I am not keeping the charade up anymore of acting like I am cool with people hating on them- if you hate MGMT and think their music sucks, then I feel sorry for you. Like what are you even basing this on? One or two songs? And even if you don't like their music, you can't tell me they are not talented. Then again, I don't think most people who dislike them know anything about them.
Random Thoughts
Just showed Mom the "Alien Days". I told her Andrew's ex was in it and half way through the video my mom says "she looks more like his sister than anything". I don't always see a resemblance, but that one part when Andrew is juggling (well, attempting to) and she is over by the clothes line and laughing at him, she looks EXACTLY like him when he smiles.
I was just looking at some pictures of Andrew from their Coachella performance earlier tonight. They were glorious. Of course, while I enjoy looking at pictures of him playing with his eyes closed, I would have appreciated more pictures of him NOT with his eyes closed.
And what is the deal with this Coachella thing anyway? Is it a musical festival or it is some haven for non-A listers to dress like assholes and congregate? Ugh, they all look so punchable. Especially Vanessa Hudgens. I can't stand that girl and I don't even know why. I think it's because every time I see a picture of her, she's doing that goddamn duckface. I think I disliked her after her nudies "leaked". What is it with these Disney tarts after they become legal? Why do they all have to rebel and try to shed their good girl image? What is so terrible about being a good girl?
Last weekend I was snapping out over my neighbor's stupid kid and her kicking a soccer ball around the street and my mom told me I have too much anger on me. Well, duh, I already know that. I have way too much inside of me. I don't even know how it all fits. And the thing is I don't even know if I am really full of anger or if I am so emotionally exhausted from having OCD and anxiety that I just am short-fused from it. I don't even know how I function as much as I do, with all that is going on in my head. This is what it basically feels like in there all of the time.
And speaking of anger.....I need to get a new computer before I smash the hell out of this one.
I was just looking at some pictures of Andrew from their Coachella performance earlier tonight. They were glorious. Of course, while I enjoy looking at pictures of him playing with his eyes closed, I would have appreciated more pictures of him NOT with his eyes closed.
And what is the deal with this Coachella thing anyway? Is it a musical festival or it is some haven for non-A listers to dress like assholes and congregate? Ugh, they all look so punchable. Especially Vanessa Hudgens. I can't stand that girl and I don't even know why. I think it's because every time I see a picture of her, she's doing that goddamn duckface. I think I disliked her after her nudies "leaked". What is it with these Disney tarts after they become legal? Why do they all have to rebel and try to shed their good girl image? What is so terrible about being a good girl?
Last weekend I was snapping out over my neighbor's stupid kid and her kicking a soccer ball around the street and my mom told me I have too much anger on me. Well, duh, I already know that. I have way too much inside of me. I don't even know how it all fits. And the thing is I don't even know if I am really full of anger or if I am so emotionally exhausted from having OCD and anxiety that I just am short-fused from it. I don't even know how I function as much as I do, with all that is going on in my head. This is what it basically feels like in there all of the time.
And speaking of anger.....I need to get a new computer before I smash the hell out of this one.
Saturday, April 12, 2014
Song Of The Day
Bohemian Rhapsody who? One of the ultimate Queen songs and the theme song of my life, although I think I am past the point of "slightly" mad:
Friday, April 11, 2014
Quote of The Day
From that weird human Barbie chick:
The very idea of having children brings out this deep revulsion in me. Most people have children to fulfill their own ambitions, not to give anything. They don’t think about what they can give this child, what they can teach her. They just try to shape her according to some weird script—whatever they couldn’t do in life, like becoming a writer or a doctor. Or some woman who’s almost 30 and thinks no one needs her, she says, ‘Oh, I’ll have a kid. He will love me and become my reason to live.’ And then this kid becomes a soccer ball she and her boyfriend will kick back and forth. I’d rather die from torture, because the worst thing in the world is to have a family lifestyle.Well....she isn't really wrong....
Thursday, April 10, 2014
The Awesome Of The Day
I have seen my commercial three times tonight! Yay!
Reading through my past couple posts, if you only knew what the commercial was.....OH THE IRONY*
*it probably isn't really irony; I just wanted a chance to say it
Reading through my past couple posts, if you only knew what the commercial was.....OH THE IRONY*
*it probably isn't really irony; I just wanted a chance to say it
Wednesday, April 9, 2014
Wah First World Problems
Was just reading customer complaints on Friendly's Facebook page and my eyes can't stop rolling. One guy was whining because the location near him closed and it made his daughter cry. Oh boohoo! God forbid should children experience disappointment nowadays!
And then some lady was bitching about there being no changing stations at the one she was at, which to be honest, really doesn't make any sense since it is a family restaurant. But then she had to be one of those people- she changed her brat on the booth seat. Really, bitch? That is so nice of you, changing your kid on a spot where other people sit because you're too stupid and too much of a fat lazy bitch to go find somewhere else to change your germ-riddled spawn. And I bet she is one of those types who incredibly anal about keeping her kid from germs. Oh sure, as long as her kid doesn't get germs, to hell with everyone else. Screw people who are so fearful of disease that half the time they don't even want to leave the house because of it.
I actually just complained to Friendly's a few weeks ago. I was dying to try the cookie dough Friend-Z so I went one Saturday night. The manager himself made it for me. Well, what I got was a cup filled three quarters of the way with cookie dough bits dumped on top. I took it and went to my car. And then I said fuck this, I am not paying almost $5 for what essentially was two scoops of vanilla with cookie dough bits on top. So I took it back in. And the manager took it from me without one word and handed it to an employee. No apology or anything. And this guy has been a manager for an extremely long time. The girl explained to me that they don't have a Friend-Z machine (well, why do you make them then?). But she did a great job of making it properly. I still came home and sent the company a complaint email (and yes, I commended the girl for fixing it; she deserved credit). A few days later, I received a $10 gift card in the mail. Sweet, right? But honestly, I am getting tired of Friendly's shit.
And then some lady was bitching about there being no changing stations at the one she was at, which to be honest, really doesn't make any sense since it is a family restaurant. But then she had to be one of those people- she changed her brat on the booth seat. Really, bitch? That is so nice of you, changing your kid on a spot where other people sit because you're too stupid and too much of a fat lazy bitch to go find somewhere else to change your germ-riddled spawn. And I bet she is one of those types who incredibly anal about keeping her kid from germs. Oh sure, as long as her kid doesn't get germs, to hell with everyone else. Screw people who are so fearful of disease that half the time they don't even want to leave the house because of it.
I actually just complained to Friendly's a few weeks ago. I was dying to try the cookie dough Friend-Z so I went one Saturday night. The manager himself made it for me. Well, what I got was a cup filled three quarters of the way with cookie dough bits dumped on top. I took it and went to my car. And then I said fuck this, I am not paying almost $5 for what essentially was two scoops of vanilla with cookie dough bits on top. So I took it back in. And the manager took it from me without one word and handed it to an employee. No apology or anything. And this guy has been a manager for an extremely long time. The girl explained to me that they don't have a Friend-Z machine (well, why do you make them then?). But she did a great job of making it properly. I still came home and sent the company a complaint email (and yes, I commended the girl for fixing it; she deserved credit). A few days later, I received a $10 gift card in the mail. Sweet, right? But honestly, I am getting tired of Friendly's shit.
Tuesday, April 8, 2014
Random Thoughts
Good news! I submitted my taxes on Sunday night. I was going to finish them on Friday and then realized I did not have ink to print them out, so I ended up buying ink on Sunday and finishing them later that night. Of course now I know that I could indeed have saved them and printed them out later. I actually couldn't remember if I could do that or not. Oh, and I ended up paying to have my state taxes filed electronically. Dammit, I really wanted that extra $30.
I never did get my cannoli on Saturday, but as predicted I did eat bad. I had to go to a wedding and I ate like a fucking pig. I had 2.5 Kings Hawaiian rolls, 1 serving mashing potatoes, 2 servings of mixed vegetables, 2 servings of ziti, and 2 servings of chicken parm. Then I had pudding, 2 mini cupcakes, a mini biscotti, a Rice Crispie treat, a slice of cheesecake, a slice of carrot cake, and my wedding cake. And then I came home and ate a soft pretzel.
Mother of God, I am feeling guilty now reading it out loud.
My FWA came into work again yesterday with her mother and the baby. Hey, if I ever wonder why she is so annoying, I just have to look at her mother. The two are identical. They both interrupt constantly, talk too damn much, and everything is always about them. They stopped in before they were going shopping at the mall. I have to laugh at that- her doctor is willing to keep her out for 10 weeks, but she can go shopping? And carry a baby carrier? And hoist it up onto a desk? Seriously? And at one point the baby started screeching and crying. Now I will admit that newborn cries doesn't usually bother me all that much, but oh my freaking god, it was one of the most annoying shrilly screechy cries I have ever heard in my life (then again, look at who her mother is; that poor child having to listen to that voice). And one of my coworkers said she could never tire of hearing that noise. My ovaries were about to commit a murder suicide.
And now for what will probably make me sound like an awful person. I was out on Sunday and I decided to walk from one end of the shopping center we were at to the other end. By the time I got to the other end, I was out of breath and my legs were burning. And all I kept think was about that time I went to that chiro lady and she told me the circulation in my legs wasn't good. And I started thinking of all of these horrible things and what if I get really bad circulation and then I thought of that kid I went to high school with (I swear to God that is going to drive me mad) and I was pretty off the wall the rest of the day. And now all I keep thinking of and worrying about are amputations and it's driving me up the fucking wall. I feel like I am going to lose my mind.
I never thought these words would come out of my mouth, but I would take worrying I have Addison's disease over this. I honestly did not think it was possible, but apparently there is something that could scare me worse than Addison's disease.
And because life is a cruel bitch, I was reading the newspaper yesterday and there was an article about anti-vaccers and there was this story about this little boy who contracted meningitis (I don't think his parents were anti-vaccers, though). Now I have seen some pretty horrifying photos of post-meningitis patients, but none have ever horrified me as much as this one. I couldn't even stop looking at it in horror. Not only did this poor kid have pretty much most of his limbs amputated, but the doctors also removed part of his jaw, parts of ears, and parts of his eyelids.
Maybe I would feel differently if I actually had a child or maybe I am just an overall awful person, but if I had a child and the doctors told me they had to do that to him or her....I'm sorry, I just couldn't allow them to do it. I would feel like a monster making my child live like that (although the sad thing is I bet that kid is happier than I am) and every time I would look at him or her, all I would do is blame myself and think, what in the hell could I have done to prevent this?
I never did get my cannoli on Saturday, but as predicted I did eat bad. I had to go to a wedding and I ate like a fucking pig. I had 2.5 Kings Hawaiian rolls, 1 serving mashing potatoes, 2 servings of mixed vegetables, 2 servings of ziti, and 2 servings of chicken parm. Then I had pudding, 2 mini cupcakes, a mini biscotti, a Rice Crispie treat, a slice of cheesecake, a slice of carrot cake, and my wedding cake. And then I came home and ate a soft pretzel.
Mother of God, I am feeling guilty now reading it out loud.
My FWA came into work again yesterday with her mother and the baby. Hey, if I ever wonder why she is so annoying, I just have to look at her mother. The two are identical. They both interrupt constantly, talk too damn much, and everything is always about them. They stopped in before they were going shopping at the mall. I have to laugh at that- her doctor is willing to keep her out for 10 weeks, but she can go shopping? And carry a baby carrier? And hoist it up onto a desk? Seriously? And at one point the baby started screeching and crying. Now I will admit that newborn cries doesn't usually bother me all that much, but oh my freaking god, it was one of the most annoying shrilly screechy cries I have ever heard in my life (then again, look at who her mother is; that poor child having to listen to that voice). And one of my coworkers said she could never tire of hearing that noise. My ovaries were about to commit a murder suicide.
And now for what will probably make me sound like an awful person. I was out on Sunday and I decided to walk from one end of the shopping center we were at to the other end. By the time I got to the other end, I was out of breath and my legs were burning. And all I kept think was about that time I went to that chiro lady and she told me the circulation in my legs wasn't good. And I started thinking of all of these horrible things and what if I get really bad circulation and then I thought of that kid I went to high school with (I swear to God that is going to drive me mad) and I was pretty off the wall the rest of the day. And now all I keep thinking of and worrying about are amputations and it's driving me up the fucking wall. I feel like I am going to lose my mind.
I never thought these words would come out of my mouth, but I would take worrying I have Addison's disease over this. I honestly did not think it was possible, but apparently there is something that could scare me worse than Addison's disease.
And because life is a cruel bitch, I was reading the newspaper yesterday and there was an article about anti-vaccers and there was this story about this little boy who contracted meningitis (I don't think his parents were anti-vaccers, though). Now I have seen some pretty horrifying photos of post-meningitis patients, but none have ever horrified me as much as this one. I couldn't even stop looking at it in horror. Not only did this poor kid have pretty much most of his limbs amputated, but the doctors also removed part of his jaw, parts of ears, and parts of his eyelids.
Maybe I would feel differently if I actually had a child or maybe I am just an overall awful person, but if I had a child and the doctors told me they had to do that to him or her....I'm sorry, I just couldn't allow them to do it. I would feel like a monster making my child live like that (although the sad thing is I bet that kid is happier than I am) and every time I would look at him or her, all I would do is blame myself and think, what in the hell could I have done to prevent this?
Thursday, April 3, 2014
Random Thoughts
Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday! Tomorrow is Friday! I finally saw my commercial today! I haven't seen it since Saturday night. And not only did I see it today, I saw it twice!
With the impending end of customer support and updates for XP on April 8th, I'm bugging out. Do I need to run out and buy a new computer or is this all just fear mongering so the executives of Microsoft can make their luxury car payments? With as slow as my computer is getting, between its old age and inadequate RAM with newer programs, I am basically ready for a new computer. But I would really like for this one to kick the bucket before doing so.
Another thing I am bugging out about is my taxes. I have them pretty much done, but I need to endlessly check them over to make sure I didn't make any mistakes. And normally I use NJ Webfile every year to file my state taxes. Well, this year I accidentally entered in the wrong gross income for last year so now I am banned from using it this year and I have to decide whether to file them manually or submit them electronically and pay $30. FUCK.
I made the mistake once again of reading comments in regards to an article on a certain gossip site the other day. I have never been so appalled by that site as I was that day. I will never understand the concept of I hate (insert race) but how dare you hate me for my skin color. IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE. You can't get pissed when people hate you solely for your skin color WHEN YOU DO THE SAME THING. It's so fucking stupid! It makes you just as bad!
These people need to pull the sticks out of their asses. And I don't mean just with race. I mean with basically EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING is wrong and evil to these people. People like this are exactly why I side-eye political correctness and the whole social justice warrior movement.
And the level of hate for men, particularly white straight men, is even too much for me. I go on and on about how I hate men, but half the time I don't even think I am being serious. I read an article one time on a singer being accused of rape and right away, he was automatically guilty. According to them, people just don't cry rape for the hell of it and even though it has happened, it's rare. I understand the theory to a degree, but that's still not the point. IT STILL HAS HAPPENED, rare or not. And just because it's rare does not mean this particular case isn't one of them! Maybe he did really do it and if so, may his pretentious ass get handed to him. Or maybe it's just some sick bitch looking for her 15.
"Anthem" by Filo and Peri with Eric Lumiere just popped up on my iTunes shuffle. Holy shit, I haven't listened to that song in EONS. I forgot how good it was!
With the impending end of customer support and updates for XP on April 8th, I'm bugging out. Do I need to run out and buy a new computer or is this all just fear mongering so the executives of Microsoft can make their luxury car payments? With as slow as my computer is getting, between its old age and inadequate RAM with newer programs, I am basically ready for a new computer. But I would really like for this one to kick the bucket before doing so.
Another thing I am bugging out about is my taxes. I have them pretty much done, but I need to endlessly check them over to make sure I didn't make any mistakes. And normally I use NJ Webfile every year to file my state taxes. Well, this year I accidentally entered in the wrong gross income for last year so now I am banned from using it this year and I have to decide whether to file them manually or submit them electronically and pay $30. FUCK.
I made the mistake once again of reading comments in regards to an article on a certain gossip site the other day. I have never been so appalled by that site as I was that day. I will never understand the concept of I hate (insert race) but how dare you hate me for my skin color. IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE. You can't get pissed when people hate you solely for your skin color WHEN YOU DO THE SAME THING. It's so fucking stupid! It makes you just as bad!
These people need to pull the sticks out of their asses. And I don't mean just with race. I mean with basically EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING is wrong and evil to these people. People like this are exactly why I side-eye political correctness and the whole social justice warrior movement.
And the level of hate for men, particularly white straight men, is even too much for me. I go on and on about how I hate men, but half the time I don't even think I am being serious. I read an article one time on a singer being accused of rape and right away, he was automatically guilty. According to them, people just don't cry rape for the hell of it and even though it has happened, it's rare. I understand the theory to a degree, but that's still not the point. IT STILL HAS HAPPENED, rare or not. And just because it's rare does not mean this particular case isn't one of them! Maybe he did really do it and if so, may his pretentious ass get handed to him. Or maybe it's just some sick bitch looking for her 15.
"Anthem" by Filo and Peri with Eric Lumiere just popped up on my iTunes shuffle. Holy shit, I haven't listened to that song in EONS. I forgot how good it was!
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