Wednesday, January 30, 2013

ALREADY?

All last week I complained about how cold it was. It was brutal. But I will take that weather over the weather today. With it being so warm and a cold front coming through, we are due for big thunderstorms later on. South Jersey- not quite sure what TWC is defining as SJ today- has a TOR:CON of 3. My stomach and nerves have been in a turmoil today.

It's too damn early in the year for this shit!

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

The Awesome Of The Day

*rocking back and forth and sobbing loudly*

MGMT Get Even Wilder on Synth-Heavy Third Album

JUNE?! Really? But....but that is so far away! Oh well still excited. So excited I could rip my clothes off and run through the neighborhood in my underwear, howling at the top of my lungs.

Yeah. That is a scene no one needs to imagine. Anyway, sneak preview:



*sniffs* Flawless. So flawless. I can't stop listening to it. I have to get this on my iPod somehow so I can play the hell out of it.

ETA 1/31: Every time I listened to the beginning, I kept thinking, it reminds me of another song. And it finally just dawned on me- "Crossfire" by Brandon Flowers.

Monday, January 28, 2013

Attack of the Scumbag Brain




















1. You're still unemployed
2. You're shit because you are on unemployment
3. You haven't finished college yet
4. You have no idea what to do with your life
5. You're 29 and still a virgin
6. You're 29 and still haven't been kissed
7. Despite being smart, you took lazy classes all 4 years of high school because you were too fearful of feeling dumb and stressing yourself out
8. You never took the SATs
9. You never tried to go away to school
10. You had an A in anatomy lab and dropped it because you were getting yourself so stressed out over maintaining that A
11. You still live at home (but would be afraid to live on your own even if you had the chance)
12. You let people walk all over you
13. You can't stand up for yourself
14. You're a horrible bitter person
15. You're not good enough and never would be good enough to date any of the people you fall for
16. *insert whatever random high school memories that happen to pop into head*
17. The stupidest shit bothers/stresses you out
18. You're unattractive as shit and socially retarded as hell
19. You don't even necessarily believe in the whole karma thing, yet you clearly are doing something wrong and that is why you lost your job, have so much mental issues, etc.
20. Look at her. Look at yourself. Do you really believe you could ever be attractive enough? HA!
21. *insert some random stupid thing you did that day*
22. You suck and should just drop dead already

Sunday, January 27, 2013

LOLWUT

Who’s The Hottest Man in Music?

Oh Harry. You are adorable. Too adorable for words. But hottest man in music? I don't think so.

Saturday, January 26, 2013

The WTF of the Day

Yes, I am still alive. Fortunately. Unfortunately. Whatever. This:

John Boehner: Ending Abortion Is 'One Of Our Most Fundamental Goals This Year'

Really? All of the problems affecting this nation, this great nation, "the greatest nation in the world" yet we don't even make the top 10 world's happiest countries.....and this dick is getting his dick in a twist over abortion. Stay the fuck out of my womb, you no good son of a bitch.

New Mexico Bill Would Criminalize Abortions After Rape As 'Tampering With Evidence'

I can't even read that article. My eye is twitching violently and my brain is about to stroke out just reading the headline.

Sunday, January 20, 2013

The Awesome Of The Day

At 1:30PM, Vh-1 is going to be running the episode of Saturday Night Live when MGMT performed. I hate that I have to suffer through SNL, but....MGMT! I am so excited I can hardly stand it.

2:10PM: Ugh, this show is painful. Older episodes were fine, although I was more keen on early MadTV and Kids in the Hall. Words can never express how much I loved Kids in the Hall. I just have to keep reminding myself that MGMT will be on....eventually. Maybe sometime this century.

2:17PM: *sobbing*

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Quote Of The Day

From "Artist Unknown":
Squidward: Ok, SpongeBob. Let's just move onto the marble.
SpongeBob: First, an artist must concentrate and visualize his concept.
Squidward: Now you've got it.
SpongeBob: I've gotta embrace the marble!
Squidward: Right.
SpongeBob: I've gotta sniff the marble!
Squidward: Well, uh, ok.
SpongeBob: I've gotta lick the marble!
Squidward: Uhh...
SpongeBob: [washes the marble in a washing machine] I've gotta wash the marble! [sitting in a restaurant with the marble] I've gotta date the marble! [expands himself so that he's the same size as the marble] I've gotta BE THE MARBLE! I've got it! I have seen the sculpture within.

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Random Thoughts

Going on five days of no birth control. Still nauseous. My face is breaking out again (huzzah), although that may be due to going back to Folgers coffee. Maxwell House seemed a lot lighter and I don't think I broke out as bad. I don't feel as irritable. I just feel like my normal irritable self. My normal irritable guilt-racked self. I feel horribly guilty going off of the pill, but I don't like being on it. I'm not needing to prevent any pregnancies (at this point, I should probably just start accepting I am going to more than likely die a virgin one day. Honestly, I don't even care anymore). If that is what it was being used for, then I would be more hesitant to go off of it.

Unlike many people, the only thing I never had a problem with was remembering to take it the same time every day. Every night, on cue, 8PM sharp. I already did that with other pills I take, so it came pretty natural for me. It's one thing in life I can do right.

I don't like the idea of having a man-made product determine when I am getting my period. And now I am upset because before I went on the pill, and aside from the mid-cycle bleeding, I had pretty regular periods. God knows what a month of faux hormones has done to my cycle. I don't like that I have felt so awful the last time I stopped the pill, and this time that I stopped the pill. I was only on them a month. How much did they do in that little time?

And I can't stress it enough- I don't like being on the pill to stop this mid-cycle bleeding without knowing why I am having mid-cycle bleeding. Hormone imbalancement? Okay, then the pill would be beneficial. But wouldn't it help to know that it is definitely one?

I mentioned before it could be my thyroid. I doubt it, since my thyroid is always normal and aside from showing many signs of hypothyroidism I am not having any unexplained weight gain, but you never know. I do have a script for a TSH test, but I don't know how much it would cost me to have it done. What I do know is birth control won't help with a low functioning thyroid.

Vitamin deficiency? Possible. I still think it is very possible I am lacking something. I can't imagine I am not. My diet is atrocious. Tons of caffeine, tons of aspartame, tons of diet Coke, coffee, processed foods, refined sugars, fried foods, etc. I am on a huge cheese and huge peanut butter kick anymore. I could eat pounds of cheese if given the opportunity. Many days I would like to go into the kitchen and eat an entire jar of peanut butter. I crave chocolate like it's going out of style. The healthiest thing I eat every day is an apple, and I am not even sure that the apples I eat are even big enough to count as one serving of fruit. I'd like to demand a vitamin blood test, but heaven knows how much it would cost. Stupid being uninsured. I'd go into a rant about that, but I'm not in a bad enough mood for that. And nothing nice would come from it.

And I am also starting to wonder if my large consumption of water per day could be contributing to anything. One hundred and five ounces a day. If it's true that you should drink half your weight in water, then I am definitely drinking too much. Maybe I am depleting my body of the little vitamins I am taking in. I only drank 64 oz yesterday, so let's see what comes of that.

I haven't gotten around to talking about it, but I see the faux-mance known as Haylor is already over. Like no one saw that coming. A big LOL at those who honestly thought it was real. Looking at pictures of them together makes me laugh. The look on Harry's face in pretty much all of the pictures was just MEH. Like what in the hell am I doing?

I saw some article that said he broke up with Taylor because she wouldn't put out. Now this was probably er, put out to make someone look good, not sure which one, but if it was true, which it probably isn't, so what? So what if she won't put out? Why is it a bad thing if someone doesn't want to hop into bed with someone immediately? Or even for a while?

And it still annoys me that people were jumping all over her for being 4 years older than Harry. Four freaking years. Big deal. Yesterday a new MGMT post was finally put up over on ONTD (oh god that kitten is so SQUEE) and do you know what people were saying about Andrew and his 8 year younger (give or take a few months) girlfriend, as well as in a few other posts? They are cute together. Which *grits teeth* they kinda are, but no one, not one person, ever questioned what a 29, almost 30 year-old would have in common with a 22 year-old (last I knew that was how old she was). No robbing the cradle comments, etc. Nothing at all.

Honestly, I don't give a shit about age. I'd date someone older or younger than me, as long as they are legal, although I don't think I'd go any younger than 20 or older than mid 40's. Neither age difference is a big deal to me. But it's the fact of the matter than no one questions Andrew, but Taylor gets criticized. If people think a 4 year difference is disgusting, then so is an 8 year difference, regardless of the gender of who is older and who is younger.

But....the article does mention that they are still currently working on the third album. You know, I love entertainers who are not splattered all over the news or tabloids, but sometimes MGMT's vagueness is a little frustrating. Judging by the kitty's face, is it good? I heard "Alien Days" at Musikfest. That was good. At least say how far you are with the album, for God's sake! Many impatient fans, boys! We wants it. WE NEEDS IT!

I feel like my heart is about to flutter of my chest right now. What an awful feeling. I am so tired of feeling like shit and not being able to get an answer. I'm tired of stressing so bad over this, of pretty much being the only thing my mind ever focuses on.

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Article Of The Day

5 Changes That Would Make the Game Monopoly More Accurate

I have the America Edition of  Monopoly. It has some pretty sweet tokens in it, like an apple pie. Which I always have dibs on. But I happened to discover from the comments that there is a Futurama edition. How have I not known of this? WHY DO I NOT OWN THIS?!