Fry-Droid: Your Excellency, have you ever been in love?
Worm Mayor: No. I thought I was once but then I remember our species reproduces with a cloud of spores.
Friday, March 20, 2015
Quote Of The Day
From "Parasites Lost":
Thursday, March 19, 2015
Dafuq Apple?!
Safari has crashed on me 7 times so far today.
Buy Apple products, they say. They're better quality, they say.
Buy Apple products, they say. They're better quality, they say.
Wednesday, March 18, 2015
WHY
I love my nephew, but for the love of God, why is he the only thing my family, particularly my mother, can talk about?!
Yeah Okay
With all of the fraternity investigations popping up regarding racism and posting nudies of unconscious girls online, there is just one thing I have to wonder- is anyone really that fucking surprised?! And no I am not saying it is right, but JFC are people really that shocked that so many fraternities are full of arrogant, racist, misogynist assholes?
Also, I have never gotten the whole point of hazing, initiations, etc. Frankly I think anyone who encourages them and/or participates in them should get a cap in the ass. We did initiations in marching band and it was so fucking stupid and pointless. And the one was just cruel and beyond nasty and should have never been allowed to be done. It was food slip and slide and it was just as it sounded- food dumped on a slip and slide. Except it was always the nastiest food imaginable. Under a hot sun. In the beginning of August. It was repulsive.
(BTW I didn't have to do it. Thank god for having a friend who was a senior my first year.)
Also, I have never gotten the whole point of hazing, initiations, etc. Frankly I think anyone who encourages them and/or participates in them should get a cap in the ass. We did initiations in marching band and it was so fucking stupid and pointless. And the one was just cruel and beyond nasty and should have never been allowed to be done. It was food slip and slide and it was just as it sounded- food dumped on a slip and slide. Except it was always the nastiest food imaginable. Under a hot sun. In the beginning of August. It was repulsive.
(BTW I didn't have to do it. Thank god for having a friend who was a senior my first year.)
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
Random Thoughts
Slept a little better last night, but I am frigging exhausted. I was so tired this morning when I woke up I wanted to cry. I can't stand feeling so goddamn tired. And I am due for my period this coming Monday, so my hormones probably aren't helping. And I don't know if it's just a coincidence or if it's the Prozac, but I don't feel as off the wall as I normally do when I am due for my period.
And another weird thing- I barely had any spotting this month. And maybe one instance of a little bit of bleeding. It would be nice if it ceased entirely.
Before I left work today, I put on my big girl panties and told my FWA to enjoy her next few days off with the baby. She says "oh you'll see me Thursday; I'll be in with the baby!". I felt like turning back to her and saying are you fucking kidding me? Why does she always have to come in to work on her days off? What sane person chooses to come to their workplace on their day off? I don't know about anyone else, but when I have a day off, I try to stay as far away from that hell hole as possible. I don't even want to be in the same area as work.
Although I take everything my coworkers tell me with caution, I found out from one of my coworkers today that the new woman apparently must think I am some kind of narc. I don't know where in the hell she gets that impression from. I am a lot of things, but a narc is not high on the list. And I certainly haven't tattled on her for anything so she needs to take several fucking seats. She also apparently complained because when it's just the 2 of us in the office I don't talk to her. If she paid a bit more attention, she'd see that no matter who is in the office, I hardly talk to anyone. I will be the first to admit that I am not a sociable person. It's nothing personal (for the most part); I just have a very difficult time socializing with people.
And last time I checked, I am there to work, not to have a fucking social hour. Besides, what am I going to do? Start talking to her and be constantly interrupted so she can talk about herself?
And right after I found this out, I had just finished lunch and was due for a pill. I looked at the pill for a second and thought JFC no wonder I need to take these damn pills. Sometimes I don't know how I have managed to go this long without having a complete psychotic breakdown.
But on another note- look what came in today!
And another weird thing- I barely had any spotting this month. And maybe one instance of a little bit of bleeding. It would be nice if it ceased entirely.
Before I left work today, I put on my big girl panties and told my FWA to enjoy her next few days off with the baby. She says "oh you'll see me Thursday; I'll be in with the baby!". I felt like turning back to her and saying are you fucking kidding me? Why does she always have to come in to work on her days off? What sane person chooses to come to their workplace on their day off? I don't know about anyone else, but when I have a day off, I try to stay as far away from that hell hole as possible. I don't even want to be in the same area as work.
Although I take everything my coworkers tell me with caution, I found out from one of my coworkers today that the new woman apparently must think I am some kind of narc. I don't know where in the hell she gets that impression from. I am a lot of things, but a narc is not high on the list. And I certainly haven't tattled on her for anything so she needs to take several fucking seats. She also apparently complained because when it's just the 2 of us in the office I don't talk to her. If she paid a bit more attention, she'd see that no matter who is in the office, I hardly talk to anyone. I will be the first to admit that I am not a sociable person. It's nothing personal (for the most part); I just have a very difficult time socializing with people.
And last time I checked, I am there to work, not to have a fucking social hour. Besides, what am I going to do? Start talking to her and be constantly interrupted so she can talk about herself?
And right after I found this out, I had just finished lunch and was due for a pill. I looked at the pill for a second and thought JFC no wonder I need to take these damn pills. Sometimes I don't know how I have managed to go this long without having a complete psychotic breakdown.
But on another note- look what came in today!
Monday, March 16, 2015
Hello Again
It appears the insomnia is back. Oh freaking joy. I have been up since about 5. Not quite sure how I am going to make it through the day. Or the week in general. The workload should be somewhat lighter with one doctor on vacation, but now I get to look at Ms. Hail to the V's miserable face all week. But at least my FWA will be out 3 days, since it's her brat's first birthday this week.
Sunday, March 15, 2015
Quote Of The Day
I just discovered this past week that we have FXX and have been watching reruns of the Simpsons every chance I can get. I have seen episodes I haven't seen in years, including the one where Smithers is sent on a vacation and Homer fills in for him. While most of the episode is pretty damn funny, this part made me laugh unnecessarily long:
Homer Simpson: Okay Mr. Burns, here are your messages: "You have thirty minutes to move your car." "You have ten minutes to move your car." "Your car has been impounded." "Your car has been crushed into a cube." "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
Homer Simpson: [Phone Rings] Hello?
Mr. Burns: Is it about my cube?
Saturday, March 14, 2015
Random Thoughts
Happy π Day!
Still sleeping better. Maybe waking up once or twice during the night (stupid bladder) but I have actually been sleeping until the alarm goes off. Not something I have been able to do in a while.
I was also 121 pounds when I got on the scale today. Not sure if the medicine is making me lose weight or just because I have been extra strict about my diet since starting the pills. It still makes me nervous, though, because I have heard stories from people (which yes, I do always take with a grain of salt) that they initially lost weight, but then gained it back plus more.
Yesterday in work I had to listen to my FWA rant about the times she has gotten flack for her clock-in times and how it takes her computer 10 minutes to log in and how that morning she left at 20 minutes to 8 and stopped in Wawa and she was only in there 3 minutes and how every morning she is stuck behind slow ass people that don't know how to drive and blah blah blah. First off, if you have only 20 minutes to get to work, then you shouldn't be stopping at Wawa. And 3 minutes in Wawa? Girl, please. That place is nuts no matter what time of the day you're in there, but at that time of the morning it's going to be exceptionally nuts, making it completely impossible to get in and out in 3 minutes. Especially not when you're coming in to work with breakfast sandwiches which HAVE TO BE MADE BY STAFF. Second, it's pretty funny that whenever I sit at her desk, I have no problem logging in or bringing up the pay system.
And at some point she made some comment that management has been told that she is there on time but she was questioned why her clock-in time doesn't reflect that and it was at that point I was ready to bitch slap her and say how fucking dare you blatantly lie to my face. But I suppose she could be at work on time and every clock in the world is just wrong. Just like when she used to go back and talk to her friend and she was only back there 10 minutes; I guess all the clocks in the world just magically sped up and just made it look like she was back there for an hour.
Still sleeping better. Maybe waking up once or twice during the night (stupid bladder) but I have actually been sleeping until the alarm goes off. Not something I have been able to do in a while.
I was also 121 pounds when I got on the scale today. Not sure if the medicine is making me lose weight or just because I have been extra strict about my diet since starting the pills. It still makes me nervous, though, because I have heard stories from people (which yes, I do always take with a grain of salt) that they initially lost weight, but then gained it back plus more.
Yesterday in work I had to listen to my FWA rant about the times she has gotten flack for her clock-in times and how it takes her computer 10 minutes to log in and how that morning she left at 20 minutes to 8 and stopped in Wawa and she was only in there 3 minutes and how every morning she is stuck behind slow ass people that don't know how to drive and blah blah blah. First off, if you have only 20 minutes to get to work, then you shouldn't be stopping at Wawa. And 3 minutes in Wawa? Girl, please. That place is nuts no matter what time of the day you're in there, but at that time of the morning it's going to be exceptionally nuts, making it completely impossible to get in and out in 3 minutes. Especially not when you're coming in to work with breakfast sandwiches which HAVE TO BE MADE BY STAFF. Second, it's pretty funny that whenever I sit at her desk, I have no problem logging in or bringing up the pay system.
And at some point she made some comment that management has been told that she is there on time but she was questioned why her clock-in time doesn't reflect that and it was at that point I was ready to bitch slap her and say how fucking dare you blatantly lie to my face. But I suppose she could be at work on time and every clock in the world is just wrong. Just like when she used to go back and talk to her friend and she was only back there 10 minutes; I guess all the clocks in the world just magically sped up and just made it look like she was back there for an hour.
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