Roger: Breaking bad news is part of the job, Wheels. It's a part of life! You gotta do it! That's why I volunteer at the cancer ward every Sunday.
(cut away to Roger standing outside of a hospital with a megaphone)
Roger: (yelling into megaphone) YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! YOUR PARENTS AND YOUR DOCTORS ARE LYING TO YOU!
Saturday, March 29, 2014
Quote Of The Day
Not sure if it's the exact quote, since I am pulling it from memory and we know how things get screwed up once they enter into my head, but one of the funniest scenes from American Dad:
Friday, March 28, 2014
Picture Of The Day
isles of bruises
I'm assuming Andrew is the one on the left? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG DAT HAIR! And now look at him! He's so pretty! *sobs and jams banana in mouth*
I'm assuming Andrew is the one on the left? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG DAT HAIR! And now look at him! He's so pretty! *sobs and jams banana in mouth*
Wednesday, March 26, 2014
NO WAY
Somehow this does not surprise me:
GOP States Are The Most Dependent On Government
Can the Nick Choice Awards just fucking happen already? If I have to hear one more awful commercial with awful music and Ariana Grande's breathy baby voice, I am going to lose it. Also, I hate that Bounty commercial where the bratty kid is blowing bubbles in his chocolate milk and the little sibling (what exactly is it?) is laughing at him. And Mommy Dearest just smiles and wipes up the mess. And then at the end, encourages the younger one to blow bubbles in its chocolate milk. Why? So she can wipe the mess up with her super duper absorbable paper towels? Wow, what a waste of trees. And yet I haven't seen my commercial since Sunday night!
9:58PM: Saw it! Yay!
GOP States Are The Most Dependent On Government
Can the Nick Choice Awards just fucking happen already? If I have to hear one more awful commercial with awful music and Ariana Grande's breathy baby voice, I am going to lose it. Also, I hate that Bounty commercial where the bratty kid is blowing bubbles in his chocolate milk and the little sibling (what exactly is it?) is laughing at him. And Mommy Dearest just smiles and wipes up the mess. And then at the end, encourages the younger one to blow bubbles in its chocolate milk. Why? So she can wipe the mess up with her super duper absorbable paper towels? Wow, what a waste of trees. And yet I haven't seen my commercial since Sunday night!
9:58PM: Saw it! Yay!
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
Mama Mia
It finally happened....my FWA's friend finally got fired. And while I want to feel bad for her, because being unemployed sucks, I just....can't. She was written up four fucking times for being late and was told the next time she would be fired. And she STILL continued to come in late. Folks, this isn't some young girl. This is a 40 some year old woman with two kids! I'd like to know where in the hell she has worked before and whether she did this same shit.
And I had to laugh, because I was talking with 2 of my coworkers about it before we left and one of them said my FWA's friend said something about it wasn't just her late, everyone was late. I'm glad I didn't hear that, because I would have turned to her and said you know what Eileen, you need to take a fucking seat, because you know damn well I am never late EVER. I have been there six months today and I was late once by about 6 minutes and that was because my stupid car doors were frozen shut, a problem I have never had in the over 13 years I have been driving.
My FWA came in today with her baby. Cute, but looks like every other newborn on the planet. And I heard my FWA saying her doctor is going to try to keep her out of work for 10 weeks due to her "emergency" C-section. Of course. Everything always has to be more dramatic with her.
And I had to laugh, because I was talking with 2 of my coworkers about it before we left and one of them said my FWA's friend said something about it wasn't just her late, everyone was late. I'm glad I didn't hear that, because I would have turned to her and said you know what Eileen, you need to take a fucking seat, because you know damn well I am never late EVER. I have been there six months today and I was late once by about 6 minutes and that was because my stupid car doors were frozen shut, a problem I have never had in the over 13 years I have been driving.
My FWA came in today with her baby. Cute, but looks like every other newborn on the planet. And I heard my FWA saying her doctor is going to try to keep her out of work for 10 weeks due to her "emergency" C-section. Of course. Everything always has to be more dramatic with her.
Monday, March 24, 2014
Sunday, March 23, 2014
Random Thoughts
Well, it's that time again already. Hopefully this week won't be bad. It's already been a hundred times better with my FWA out. I mean, it sucked having to do her job with no inkling of how to do it and having someone show me how to do it who has no idea how to do it either, but ugh, it's so nice not having to hear her screechy voice bitching about everything (I know- pot, kettle, but unlike her, I am the first to admit I am miserable human being; plus 99.99999% of the things she bitches about, she is in the wrong) and every fucking detail of her pregnancy.
I didn't have a bad weekend; it was actually somewhat nice. Unfortunately, my head was running a marathon of horrible images so I felt pretty miserable. The good news is, IT appears to be finally coming on, so maybe when it fully comes on, I'll feel a little better. I was about to lose it if it didn't come soon. This is ridiculous having to worry every month that I am never going to see it again.
And speaking of seeing....I haven't seen my commercial since last Sunday *sad face*
I started taking different probiotics last night. I know, I know, I said before I was never going to change them again after my experience with the ones from BJ's, but these are those ones I took last winter from Wal-Green's. I don't remember having any real trouble with them, so I figured I'd give them a shot again. I did forget about how when I started them, I was extremely congested for a few days. Hope that doesn't happen again. I had also questioned whether they were causing the cramping in my lower left abdomen....we now know they were not, since I continue to have it.
Getting my permanent crown this week finally. This temporary crown is driving me bananas. I am so worried about loosening it. Hopefully I won't feel as nervous once the permanent is put on. I am still pissed I had to have it done in the first place. I just wish I knew if I was going to be numbed or not. If they clean the tooth, I hope to God I am! And ugh, I am so ready for next weekend already. I plan on having a hunk of carrot cake. And I promise I will not throw it up. I've been doing good, haven't done it since Christmas (unfortunate I felt I had to do that). And dammit I am ready to go down the shore! I am ready to cram my face with shore food!
"Alien Days" just popped up on my iTunes. I watched that video the other day for the hell of it and it made me feel kinda.....sad. Especially the part when they're sitting at the table and are just looking at each other. Then I slapped myself across the face for having such, uh, alien feelings.
And another thing- I just realized it has been an incredibly long time since I have had an orgasm, minus waking up to them every so often. Jesus. No wonder I have been so grouchy. Unfortunately, I hurt something in my back earlier so getting one tonight is out of the question.
9:58PM: Just finally saw my commercial again! Yay!
I didn't have a bad weekend; it was actually somewhat nice. Unfortunately, my head was running a marathon of horrible images so I felt pretty miserable. The good news is, IT appears to be finally coming on, so maybe when it fully comes on, I'll feel a little better. I was about to lose it if it didn't come soon. This is ridiculous having to worry every month that I am never going to see it again.
And speaking of seeing....I haven't seen my commercial since last Sunday *sad face*
I started taking different probiotics last night. I know, I know, I said before I was never going to change them again after my experience with the ones from BJ's, but these are those ones I took last winter from Wal-Green's. I don't remember having any real trouble with them, so I figured I'd give them a shot again. I did forget about how when I started them, I was extremely congested for a few days. Hope that doesn't happen again. I had also questioned whether they were causing the cramping in my lower left abdomen....we now know they were not, since I continue to have it.
Getting my permanent crown this week finally. This temporary crown is driving me bananas. I am so worried about loosening it. Hopefully I won't feel as nervous once the permanent is put on. I am still pissed I had to have it done in the first place. I just wish I knew if I was going to be numbed or not. If they clean the tooth, I hope to God I am! And ugh, I am so ready for next weekend already. I plan on having a hunk of carrot cake. And I promise I will not throw it up. I've been doing good, haven't done it since Christmas (unfortunate I felt I had to do that). And dammit I am ready to go down the shore! I am ready to cram my face with shore food!
"Alien Days" just popped up on my iTunes. I watched that video the other day for the hell of it and it made me feel kinda.....sad. Especially the part when they're sitting at the table and are just looking at each other. Then I slapped myself across the face for having such, uh, alien feelings.
And another thing- I just realized it has been an incredibly long time since I have had an orgasm, minus waking up to them every so often. Jesus. No wonder I have been so grouchy. Unfortunately, I hurt something in my back earlier so getting one tonight is out of the question.
9:58PM: Just finally saw my commercial again! Yay!
Ugh
Almost 1:50AM and I cannot get my mind to calm down. My period has not come yet, so I am anxious about that. My breasts don't feel particularly sore so that is making me even more anxious that it is not going to come. I have all of these horrible images running through my head. I had another death-related dream last night. I keep hearing all of these weird noises outside.
Friday, March 21, 2014
Song Of The Day
"It's the push and the pull, it's the big and the small, I don't owe you a single thing, not a god damn thing"
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