Quote Of The Day

Huffpost user lammassu on what is considered good music:

In my day, we didn't have 'circus clowns' that sing, dance play piano and studied contemporary art like Warhol. In my day, we had unca jimbo scraping a washboard with a spoon, aunt hilda playing the banjo an' I was on the moonshine jug. That was music, that was talent, none of this 'stage performance' with their flashy costumes and outrageous dance moves, we kept our audience captivated by hawking loogies at them when they'd start to nod off. Now that's talent!

Picture Of The Day

People Of Wal-Mart: Parental Advisory

I like it. If that's wrong, so be it.

A [Non] Angry Letter to Seth MacFarlane

Dear Mr. MacFarlane:

You put me in the mind of someone who is a pompous ass (there is just some air about you that makes me think that), but I would never deny that I would totally fuck your brains out if given the chance. That said, the fact that you finally done something to piss off Sarah Palin- as if it takes so much- I would do everything to you. I would let you geschmoegen my gaflavity with your googus. I would absoluely wreck you.

I tip my hat to you, good sir. Giggity giggity goo!

Sincerely,
A Family Guy fan

Quote Of The Day

A comment left by user Raisedbyheathens on Jezebel in response to that atrocious POS 16 and Pregnant show:

If I ruled the world, every girl would get an iud and every boy would get a condom stapled to his peen on their twelfth birthday. They could then ask for permission to remove said birth control when they were twenty, and if you cursed at your mom or generally acted like a douche, you would be denied

A response later changes the males to vasectomies. I like this idea, although still a bit too mild for my taste, but I do see one problem- pregnancy can occur before 12.

I often wonder what would have happened if I had got knocked up as a teenager. I am almost positive my mother would have done to me what I would do if I had a daughter knocked up at 16 or a son who knocked someone up at 16.

Hint- she would have broken both of my legs

And speaking of stupid people breeding, Tila Tequila is a horrible person. I'd say I hope she dies a slow, painful death, but people like her need to be kept on earth. They make me look sane. I can't NOT appreciate people who make me look sane. In fact, sometimes when people go nuts, it actually makes me like them. I despised Britney Spears since the day I first laid eyes on her video, but then Disney tarts like Hilary Duff and stuff started coming onto the scene and then Britney took a one way trip to Crazy Town and shit, I can't hate on her now. And how about Whitney Houston? Bitch is bat shit crazy, but who cares? She can sing! Aw, I love crazy ass people sometimes!

Quote Of The Day

Childfreedom blog writer on childbearing:

Everyone does it, almost everyone can do it and frankly, it's no accomplishment. I point this out because it is drummed into our heads from day one (especially women's heads) that the biggest accomplishment in life is having children. In fact, whereas fatherhood describes a man, motherhood defines a woman. A woman gets pregnant and the world stops breathing for a collective second - people act as though the seas have parted. Showers are planned, gifts are bought, the baby pops out and people lose their fucking minds. Why? Because two people screwed and it took? Can somebody please tell me what the accomplishment is in that?

An Angry Letter To Mother Nature

Dear Mother Nature:

For the love of God....NO MORE FREAKING SNOW!

Sincerely,
A Mid-Atlantic State Resident

The Bitch, Please! Of The Day

Advocates push abortion-rights license plate in Va

Do I like the idea of this? Oh yeah. HOWEVER....thanks to the American Taliban, I can save myself the money and just place a "BOMB ME" sign on my car.

Video Of The Day

The new www.theladders.com commercial:



The Youtube page description is the best:

A majestic herd of office chairs races across the African plains as a team of determined hunters attempts to capture the one giant executive chair in their midst.

Bwahahahaha!

Quote Of The Day

A comment by Tim Irby on the Facebook page "Faulkner University presents an evening with Sarah Palin" (from STFU, Conservatives):

I'd love to come but i'll be busy hanging out with Obama and his death panel at our bi-monthly Marxist luau

The Bitch, Please! Of The Day

PETA wants robot groundhog

Yanking that fat little bastard out of a hole to see whether he will see his shadow or not has been going on for how many years? And this gaggle of morons is just now complaining?

PETA, STFU and go back to objectifying women with your stupid ads of naked F-Listers and throwing paint buckets and buckets of flour on rich women in fur instead of people who really deserve it like Michael Vick. Morons.