The WTF Of The Day

Perino: No Terrorist Attacks In America Under Bush (VIDEO)

9/11? What is that? Isn't that a date?

Quote Of The Day

From the "Making a Difference" poster:

A small boy lived by the ocean. He loved the creatures of the sea, especially the starfish, and spent much of his time exploring the seashore. One day he learned there would be a minus tide that would leave the starfish stranded on the sand. The day of the tide he went down to the beach and began picking up stranded starfish and tossing them back into the sea. An elderly man who lived next door came down to the beach to see what he was doing. "I'm saving the starfish," the boy proudly declared. When the neighbor saw all of the stranded starfish, he shook his head and said "I'm sorry to disappoint you, young man, buf if you look down the beach one way, there are stranded starfish as far as the eye can see. And if you look down the beach the other way, it's the same. One little boy like you isn't going to make much of a difference." The boy thought about this for a moment. Then he reached his small hand down to the sand, picked up a starfish, tossed it out into the ocean and said, "I sure make a difference for that one."

Quote Of The Day

D-Listed user Dushieblue, on MTV:

Does MTV even play any music at all? I ask because I stopped watching tv about a year ago, and then it was all about rich cunts running around and making viewers rethink eugenics.

Video Of The Day

"Do You Wanna Funk" by Sylvester:

The Bitch, Please! Of The Day

Robert Pattinson: 'I Work As Hard As A Doctor'

Let me get this straight....you work as hard as a doctor because you work 50 hours a week? Do you have times where you are on call for 24 hours? Do you deal with greedy insurance companies on a daily basis? So I guess if you were to make a mistake, someone's life would be in your hands, right?

Good news, Robert! I know what you can work hard at getting. It's called a clue!

The WTF Of The Day

DJ AM's Estate Files A Wrongful Death Lawsuit

The plane crash caused him to commit suicide? That's it. Brain, I am officially filing legal action against you. I think I will go for "emotional distress".

God, I am so sick of stupid lawsuits! If I ever became president (try not to shudder), the first thing I would do is ban lawyers. The lawsuits I read about every day are absolutely preposterous. Some aren't, but most are just a big case of people not watching what the hell they are doing!

Some of the stupidity I see when I am out is just absolutely mind blowing. When I was on vacation, our hotel had a gym and every morning, my sister and I went and worked out. The gym was small- the few machines they had were in a straight line down in this order: 3 ellipiticals, 2 bikes, and 3 treadmills. One day, this woman comes in with her son, who was maybe 8 at the most. I was on one of the treadmills and I see the kid climb on the one next to me and next thing I know, Mommy Dearest starts the machine up for him. I mean, there wasn't a big huge sign on the wall that said "No one under 18 allowed" or anything to be followed. And you just know, had something happened to that kid, she would have sued. Why are parents so dumb nowadays?

And I am honestly expected to do jury duty on Wednesday? Does the idea of me possibly being a part- albeit small, but still a part- determining someone's fate not instill major fear?

Oh, how fitting- "Fuddy Duddy Judge" just came on.

Webpage Of The Day

I think I just found one of the best webpages in existence. This webpage is, without doubt, about the closest thing to describing my feelings on children, babies, pregnant women, insane parents, and the whole let's make the world revolve around children schtick. It's an absolute heaven send to find that there is at least one other person in the world who feels this way:

Childfree Clique

Also, here is another good one; the writer makes mountains of Simpsons references so that in itself deserves a great big fat AWESOME:

11 Points

The Bitch, Please!/Quote Of The Day

Because dumb things come out of her mouth at almost the same speed as Sarah Palin, Megan Fox on being too pretty:

Girls think I'm a slut, and I've been in the same relationship since I was 18. The problem is, if they think you're attractive, you're either stupid or a whore or a dumb whore. The instinct among girls is to attack the jugular.

That's one of the dumbest things I have ever heard. I guess every celebrity I find attractive I am just jealous? I think Lady Miss Kier is the most beautiful woman in history, so I guess that means I think she is dumb? Or a whore? HELL NO! Anyone with half a brain could see how much my almost-frightening worship of her can prove the little adage of being "jealous of someone for being beautiful" is WRONG WRONG WRONG. How could I be jealous? Okay. I can't lie- maybe a little. I totally wish I had the body and the guts to wear half the shit she wore (and still wears). But I still don't bash her. What's there to bash? Now or back in the day? This woman is [allegedly] 46. She looks fucking awesome for her age! Will Megan Fox be able to say the same thing- what is she 23?- 23 years from now? Or if she gains weight? Probably not.

No, honey. The reason people think you are dumb is because dumb things like this are constantly coming out of your mouth. To the point where one has to wonder if it's all a big publicity stunt or if you really and truly are that stupid. The only semi-smart thing that ever came out of your mouth was the little ditty on middle America. I still can't see what is so OMGZ SO HAWT about this girl anyway. She looks like every dumb cunt I went to high school with that wasn't blonde.

And while I am on the topic of dumb people, I might as as well post the quote of the day. Huffington Post user RobertfromMN on Sarah Palin's new book:

Do the crayons come with this book, or does one have to buy them separately?

I have come across a few excerpts of her book and all it sounds like is a four hundred plus pages of pure grade A whining. This person made me look bad, that person made me look like an idiot, the big bad librul media is out to get me all the time, I hate Katie Couric WAHHHHHHHHHH!

Damn! And I thought I whined alot!

I Can See Dumb People From My House!

Even Fox News Fact-Checks Palin's Claims About Dollar Coin

NELSON!

Oh Stuff Your Political Correctness Up Your Ass!

Is all political correctness bad? No. Obviously referring to someone as black or African American as opposed to- and I am using an example from Urban Dictionary's definition- "god-damn cotton-pickin' [insert n word]" is a good example of being PC. I know I have complained about it before, but it irritated me earlier when reading an article and I came across this gem of a comment:

Dear Popeater;

The character you are talking about is not "wheelchair-bound." He is not "confined to a wheelchair." He happens to be a person using a wheelchair. You'd think people who are so up on pop culture would be past using archaic language about people with disabilities.

Is it sarcasm? I don't know. But if not....good God. Shut up. Seriously. Just STFU.

And for the record, I have gone over the article 3 times and I did not see "confined to a wheelchair" anywhere.

People are so goddamn whiny. One group complains, a company pleases them, and then someone else whines. Catering to some whiny ass PCer just opens up a huge can of worms.

I remember a few years back, blind people complained about there being no Braille on money and while I will not argue that it certainly makes sense, you just know that had it become a bigger thing, it would have become an all out complain fest. Blacks and other races would complain there are no other races on money, women would complain there are no women on money, and colorblind people would complain over the money being green.

Actually, I think the thing that pissed me off the most about the blind people complaining was simply this- what the hell took them so long to complain?!