In honor of the Royal Wedding, one of my favorite Family Guy scenes ever:
You know what annoys me (besides everything)? When two people date, it's "when are you getting engaged?". When they get engaged, then it's "when is the wedding?". And when the wedding is over (and sometimes during the actual ceremony itself), then it's "when are you having kids?". When you have your first kid, then it's "are you planning on having another?". It never stops.
The crap about when are you having kids is what pisses me off the most. Where is it anyone's business? Pushing people to have kids is way too getting up in to people's personal business. It's like these people are basically saying "GET IN BED AND FUCK!".
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Friday, April 29, 2011
GRRRRR!
I have reconciled my relationship with 104.5 again and this was the first place I ever heard "Driven By Their Beating Hearts" by A Silent Film and not long after hearing it, I downloaded it from Walmart.com. I recently heard a new song, "You Will Leave A Mark", by the band and I love it, so I figured maybe I would download it off Walmart.com. However, no matter what kind of search I put in, I can find no songs by A Silent Film anymore. That said.....
Thursday, April 28, 2011
The Bitch, Please! Of The Day
Magazine Editor Reveals the Truth About Vanity Sizing and Hollywood - FoxNews.com
Oh give me a break! Celebrities are so ridiculous, it makes my head hurt.
But this article certainly gives some explanation as to why people like Kirstie Alley can go around saying she is almost a size six and is about twice my size. What is the point in lying?
When I got on the scale this past weekend, I was around 122 pounds and I am 5'3. Do you know what size I wear? My jeans are a 10. They are big on me, but more than likely I could not go any smaller than an 8. My bridesmaid dress is a 10. I understand everyone is built differently, but don't stand there at 200 pounds and say you are under a size 10. Because you are full of shit!
Oh give me a break! Celebrities are so ridiculous, it makes my head hurt.
But this article certainly gives some explanation as to why people like Kirstie Alley can go around saying she is almost a size six and is about twice my size. What is the point in lying?
When I got on the scale this past weekend, I was around 122 pounds and I am 5'3. Do you know what size I wear? My jeans are a 10. They are big on me, but more than likely I could not go any smaller than an 8. My bridesmaid dress is a 10. I understand everyone is built differently, but don't stand there at 200 pounds and say you are under a size 10. Because you are full of shit!
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Quote Of The Day
From "Smoke On The Daughter", Marge on why she gave up her ballet dreams:
Lisa Simpson: So what happened?
Marge Simpson: My bosoms grew in and ruined my balance.
Lisa Simpson: Really? How?
Marge Simpson: They came in one at a time.
Lisa Simpson: Mom, do you think mine...
Marge Simpson: No, I'm pretty sure you'll have your father's boobs.
Monday, April 25, 2011
Things That Make Me Happy
My blog is always so damn full of negativity that I decided to go a different route tonight and list things that make me happy, in no particular order:
1. Ice cream, especially any that involve Oreos
2. Tastycake Angelfood cakes
3. Chicken parm
4. Music, especially at loud volumes
5. Weird NJ magazine
6. Diet Coke
7. Unlimited refills
8. Futurama
9. The Simpsons
10. The Three Stooges marathons every Friday night
11. Bowling, even though I suck at it
12. Bacon cheeseburgers, especially Fridays
13. Onion rings
14. My two cups of coffee with hazelnut cream every morning
16. Chocolate mocha Fiber One bars
17. Wegman's black cherry and peach nonfat yogurts
18. S'Mores statues
19. Orgasms
20. PUPPIES!!! (pretty much all baby animals)
21. McMillan's Bakery cream donuts
22. Butterfinger Crisp bars
23. A good day with my stomach (gross, I know, but what can I say?)
24. Extra mint chocolate chip gum
25. Corn dogs
26. Driving on empty highways
27. Big fat medical books
28. Vanilla frosting
29. Stauffers Animal crackers
30. The shore
31. Dancing like an idiot when I am alone
32. Sleeping
33. Psychological, medical, and legal thrillers
34. Chick lit (yeah, I am guilty)
35. Radio 104.5
36. Fall
37. Peddler's Village
38. Singing, even though I am absolutely terrible at it
39. Falling asleep while it is raining
40. Singing along with a song and realizing I know all of the lyrics
41. Men screaming like girls
42. Seeing comments I made get "Liked"
43. Nesting dolls
1. Ice cream, especially any that involve Oreos
2. Tastycake Angelfood cakes
3. Chicken parm
4. Music, especially at loud volumes
5. Weird NJ magazine
6. Diet Coke
7. Unlimited refills
8. Futurama
9. The Simpsons
10. The Three Stooges marathons every Friday night
11. Bowling, even though I suck at it
12. Bacon cheeseburgers, especially Fridays
13. Onion rings
14. My two cups of coffee with hazelnut cream every morning
16. Chocolate mocha Fiber One bars
17. Wegman's black cherry and peach nonfat yogurts
18. S'Mores statues
19. Orgasms
20. PUPPIES!!! (pretty much all baby animals)
21. McMillan's Bakery cream donuts
22. Butterfinger Crisp bars
23. A good day with my stomach (gross, I know, but what can I say?)
24. Extra mint chocolate chip gum
25. Corn dogs
26. Driving on empty highways
27. Big fat medical books
28. Vanilla frosting
29. Stauffers Animal crackers
30. The shore
31. Dancing like an idiot when I am alone
32. Sleeping
33. Psychological, medical, and legal thrillers
34. Chick lit (yeah, I am guilty)
35. Radio 104.5
36. Fall
37. Peddler's Village
38. Singing, even though I am absolutely terrible at it
39. Falling asleep while it is raining
40. Singing along with a song and realizing I know all of the lyrics
41. Men screaming like girls
42. Seeing comments I made get "Liked"
43. Nesting dolls
Video Of The Day
One of the most fantastic songs in history, largely in part to this one simple line:
BEEN AROUND THE WORLD AND FOUND THAT ONLY STUPID PEOPLE ARE BREEDING
BEEN AROUND THE WORLD AND FOUND THAT ONLY STUPID PEOPLE ARE BREEDING
The Bitch, Please! Of The Day
Lindsay Lohan Thinks Danette Meyers Is Out To Get Her Ass | Dlisted
Shut your fucking mouth, Lindsay!
God, how I wish someone would slug this bitch in her face already (and largely compensated they shall be). Or better yet, I still wish she would just overdose already. Although....now that I think about it, that might be bad news as well, because then we would have to listen to Mommy Dearest whine and cry crocodile tears and milk her daughter's death to, uh, death.
Hey, Lindsay, I have a video for you:
Shut your fucking mouth, Lindsay!
God, how I wish someone would slug this bitch in her face already (and largely compensated they shall be). Or better yet, I still wish she would just overdose already. Although....now that I think about it, that might be bad news as well, because then we would have to listen to Mommy Dearest whine and cry crocodile tears and milk her daughter's death to, uh, death.
Hey, Lindsay, I have a video for you:
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Random Thoughts
It's Easter! Make sure you all visit Sketchy Bunnies again today!
On Friday in work, the worst when it comes to office gossip and I were discussing how people come dressed to work in the office and she happened to mention how she was disgusted to see my acquaintance come in to work on Friday (and who, big shocker, left early due to some problem) in a skin tight teal velour sweat suit and while I agreed fully with her that it is NOT an appropriate way to come dressed to work, I also had to think back to the many times the boss's pet came into work in sweatsuits clearly purchased back when she was a smaller size and are now much too tight for her fat ass and with her big ass tits all hanging out. I was extremely tempted to mention it, but I don't trust this bitch as far as I could throw her. I had to laugh when right before that, she was joking with me that I caught her and our front desk girl talking about me and then she made some comment that she couldn't even think of anything to talk about me to other people and I didn't even respond, although I so badly wanted to ho, please, I am sure you have talked about me plenty of times behind my back. Who is she fooling? Certainly not this bitch.
And apparently the motto at my workplace is "it is what it is" and I swear, as God as my witness, the next person who says that to me is going to get my foot up their ass. I fucking hate that saying just as much, if not more, than "everything happens for a reason". There is a reason protesting was invented. Imagine if Rosa Parks hadn't refused to get up from her seat and instead said *in incredibly high pitched mocking voice* oh it is what it is! Or why things are invented. Imagine Jonas Salk saying that the whole situation with polio affecting everyone and their grandmother was just *still in incredibly high pitched mocking voice* it is what it is!
On Friday in work, the worst when it comes to office gossip and I were discussing how people come dressed to work in the office and she happened to mention how she was disgusted to see my acquaintance come in to work on Friday (and who, big shocker, left early due to some problem) in a skin tight teal velour sweat suit and while I agreed fully with her that it is NOT an appropriate way to come dressed to work, I also had to think back to the many times the boss's pet came into work in sweatsuits clearly purchased back when she was a smaller size and are now much too tight for her fat ass and with her big ass tits all hanging out. I was extremely tempted to mention it, but I don't trust this bitch as far as I could throw her. I had to laugh when right before that, she was joking with me that I caught her and our front desk girl talking about me and then she made some comment that she couldn't even think of anything to talk about me to other people and I didn't even respond, although I so badly wanted to ho, please, I am sure you have talked about me plenty of times behind my back. Who is she fooling? Certainly not this bitch.
And apparently the motto at my workplace is "it is what it is" and I swear, as God as my witness, the next person who says that to me is going to get my foot up their ass. I fucking hate that saying just as much, if not more, than "everything happens for a reason". There is a reason protesting was invented. Imagine if Rosa Parks hadn't refused to get up from her seat and instead said *in incredibly high pitched mocking voice* oh it is what it is! Or why things are invented. Imagine Jonas Salk saying that the whole situation with polio affecting everyone and their grandmother was just *still in incredibly high pitched mocking voice* it is what it is!
Video Of The Day
I have heard this song every so often on 104.5 over the past 2 years and have liked it (I used to just call it "the tree song" until one day I stopped being lazy and Googled the lyrics to find out more information on it) and have finally decided to add it to my music collection. However, should I be laughing maniacally or crying in fear at the video? If I continue to watch it, is my phone going to ring shortly afterwards and tell me seven days?
Uh....I have to say....the lead singer looks like he's packing it there. Hot damn.
Uh....I have to say....the lead singer looks like he's packing it there. Hot damn.
Thursday, April 21, 2011
The WTF Of The Day
Cereal Guy: Neville Sexybottom
GOOD GOD! THAT is Neville?! That kid got FUCKING HOT!
Holy god I would hit that until my heart stops beating.
GOOD GOD! THAT is Neville?! That kid got FUCKING HOT!
Holy god I would hit that until my heart stops beating.
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