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Truly a real issue.
The kid I used to babysit for and I debated over this one day and after much brain using, we just came to the conclusion that it was "glahhhhhhhhh".
Friday, November 12, 2010
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Video Of The Day
I could watch this video over and over again and just laugh my ass off:
From 1:26 are the absolute funniest dances.
From 1:26 are the absolute funniest dances.
Quote Of The Day
From "A Big Piece Of Garbage":
Wernstrom: I've waited a hundred years for this, Farnsworth. I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: an A minus....MINUS!
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
It's Pity Party Time!
I don't know what is going on with me lately, but once again, I am feeling miserable.
While I still believe I am riding on a high, I keep having these moments where I just get so goddamn frigging miserable and irritable and I just....well, I have these moments where I just wish I had the guts to take a gun and blow my brains out. I also keep getting this bizarre feeling of....well, it's hard to describe. Almost like I am separating from myself, almost like a depersonalization, and it freaks me the hell out. It also is starting to make me really fearful that I am heading even further down the path to Crazytown.
I am just tired of everything. I am tired of being such a stuck up, anal retentive, jealous prude. I am tired of being such a good little girl who never drinks or engages in sex. I can't even flirt. The minute I am around a cute guy, my brain makes like Elvis and leaves the building.
There are these guys that come into my workplace once or twice a week and one day, one of them kept teasing me. I briefly wondered if maybe he was flirting with me, but then I came to reason and said no. Who the hell would? He is cute. And now every time I see him, I get extremely bashful and all I want to do is pull my shirt over my head because I feel so hideous.
I hate when I complain about things bothering me and everyone just tells me to brush it off and not let it bother me. Look, I feel worthless enough as it is and anymore, I am really and truly starting to depise meeting new people. Any time I go to any kind of party or something and am introduced to new people, the first thing out of 95% of the people's mouths is, "oh is this the nurse?" (and oh joy! now I am getting "is this the one engaged to be married?" as well) and as soon as I or someone says no, then the person I am being introduced to moves on. It's like oh we can't be bothered with her. No questions on my life or anything. It makes me feel like absolute crap. I feel pretty insignificant as it is. Honestly, I don't particularly care to discuss my life with others because there really is nothing terribly exciting about it, but it would be nice to feel like someone gives some kind of damn about my life. I hardly give a damn about it.
I went to some Italian American shinding on Sunday and naturally, the above happened. Repeatedly. I think my sister picked up on it making me feel like crap and she starts saying she doesn't understand what the big stink is about being a nurse and people would be more interested in hearing about being an x-ray tech or radiation therapist. It failed at making me feel any better.
And I am so fucking fed up with my stomach. I want to scream. It sounds like a minute problem, but when it gets bad enough, a bad stomach can affect almost everything. I don't think anyone without stomach problems (and hell, even some of those with them, e.g. my mom and my sister) can quite grasp exactly how much a bad stomach can affect your quality of life. I flipped out the other day and said "couldn't I live without my intestines?" and my mom said no. Why not? I mean, obviously I know one cannot live without intestines, but....mine barely function anyway! Would it really make a big fucking difference? I am about to just not eat period.
And work is driving me bananas. I swear, I don't know where people get their work ethics nowadays. We have workers who come in and leave whenever they damn well feel like it. A girl who I am kind of friends with, everyday something is always wrong and she wishes she could have called out and she is always wanting to try to leave early and make up the time another day. She left at 3:30 yesterday and I did not see her make up the time today. She was going to try to leave early again today. She never comes in on time and always has some excuse for it. Maybe I am too anal, but pisses me off. These people are given a specific shift and therefore should work it! I come in every day at the same time and leave the same time, give or take a few minutes and depending on what time I clocked in, since god forbid we have a little overtime.
While I still believe I am riding on a high, I keep having these moments where I just get so goddamn frigging miserable and irritable and I just....well, I have these moments where I just wish I had the guts to take a gun and blow my brains out. I also keep getting this bizarre feeling of....well, it's hard to describe. Almost like I am separating from myself, almost like a depersonalization, and it freaks me the hell out. It also is starting to make me really fearful that I am heading even further down the path to Crazytown.
I am just tired of everything. I am tired of being such a stuck up, anal retentive, jealous prude. I am tired of being such a good little girl who never drinks or engages in sex. I can't even flirt. The minute I am around a cute guy, my brain makes like Elvis and leaves the building.
There are these guys that come into my workplace once or twice a week and one day, one of them kept teasing me. I briefly wondered if maybe he was flirting with me, but then I came to reason and said no. Who the hell would? He is cute. And now every time I see him, I get extremely bashful and all I want to do is pull my shirt over my head because I feel so hideous.
I hate when I complain about things bothering me and everyone just tells me to brush it off and not let it bother me. Look, I feel worthless enough as it is and anymore, I am really and truly starting to depise meeting new people. Any time I go to any kind of party or something and am introduced to new people, the first thing out of 95% of the people's mouths is, "oh is this the nurse?" (and oh joy! now I am getting "is this the one engaged to be married?" as well) and as soon as I or someone says no, then the person I am being introduced to moves on. It's like oh we can't be bothered with her. No questions on my life or anything. It makes me feel like absolute crap. I feel pretty insignificant as it is. Honestly, I don't particularly care to discuss my life with others because there really is nothing terribly exciting about it, but it would be nice to feel like someone gives some kind of damn about my life. I hardly give a damn about it.
I went to some Italian American shinding on Sunday and naturally, the above happened. Repeatedly. I think my sister picked up on it making me feel like crap and she starts saying she doesn't understand what the big stink is about being a nurse and people would be more interested in hearing about being an x-ray tech or radiation therapist. It failed at making me feel any better.
And I am so fucking fed up with my stomach. I want to scream. It sounds like a minute problem, but when it gets bad enough, a bad stomach can affect almost everything. I don't think anyone without stomach problems (and hell, even some of those with them, e.g. my mom and my sister) can quite grasp exactly how much a bad stomach can affect your quality of life. I flipped out the other day and said "couldn't I live without my intestines?" and my mom said no. Why not? I mean, obviously I know one cannot live without intestines, but....mine barely function anyway! Would it really make a big fucking difference? I am about to just not eat period.
And work is driving me bananas. I swear, I don't know where people get their work ethics nowadays. We have workers who come in and leave whenever they damn well feel like it. A girl who I am kind of friends with, everyday something is always wrong and she wishes she could have called out and she is always wanting to try to leave early and make up the time another day. She left at 3:30 yesterday and I did not see her make up the time today. She was going to try to leave early again today. She never comes in on time and always has some excuse for it. Maybe I am too anal, but pisses me off. These people are given a specific shift and therefore should work it! I come in every day at the same time and leave the same time, give or take a few minutes and depending on what time I clocked in, since god forbid we have a little overtime.
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Monday, November 8, 2010
Picture Of The Day
If this picture does not make you melt, you have no soul:
It’s Okay, Momma’s Got You! - Daily Squee - Cute Baby Animal
It’s Okay, Momma’s Got You! - Daily Squee - Cute Baby Animal
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Video Of The Day
I do not know it's true meaning, but judging by what I get out of it, a song that is always like a punch to the gut everytime I listen to it...."Breaking The Habit" by Linkin Park:
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Quote Of The Day
From "A Big Piece Of Garbage":
Fry: Pine needles. Oh, man, this is great! Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus. [laughs]
Leela: I don't get it.
Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
Farnsworth: Urectum. Here, let me locate it for you.
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
The WTF Of The Day
Out of curiosity, I went on my Facebook page and went under "Discover Facebook Pages". For some reason, Facebook is suggesting "I Love Being Black". Um, I would. If I was black!
Then I scrolled down a little further and found something absolutely terrifying- Sarah Palin! How dare Facebook suggest I become a fan of her. And then Glenn Beck as well!
Ugh. The nerve! *stomps off grumbling under breath*
Then I scrolled down a little further and found something absolutely terrifying- Sarah Palin! How dare Facebook suggest I become a fan of her. And then Glenn Beck as well!
Ugh. The nerve! *stomps off grumbling under breath*
Monday, November 1, 2010
Video Of The Day
"Talk" by Coldplay:
YouTube - Talk - Coldplay
It's funny how I never would have saw myself as a Coldplay fan. But there is just something I cannot put my finger on about their music that I just absolutely love.
YouTube - Talk - Coldplay
It's funny how I never would have saw myself as a Coldplay fan. But there is just something I cannot put my finger on about their music that I just absolutely love.
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